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in the 19th century, there were extraordinarily graphic religious tracts condemning lesbianism and bondage. these were sold for relatively high prices to people who wanted to read about lesbianism and bondage. QAnon is that, but for pedophilia.

Trump Plump Nut Pump Chump? New Emails Raise Troubling Questions

Trump sloppy toppy alleged in Epstein copy

Every Schmoe goes on about Epstein not offing himself.

Giuffre warned us that she never would, and yet we are all supposed to believe she did.

Garbage men. Unforgivable.

If COVID taught us anything, Republicans think they’ll live past 100.

If subprime mortgages taught us anything, they also think they’ll be billionaires tomorrow.

If 2016 and 2024 taught us anything, many independents are just as credulous, but on a delay.

Faith leader, Michael Woolf, minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, is detained by Illinois State Police during a protest against immigration actions, outside the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago, Illinois, U.S., November 14, 2025. REUTERS/Jim Vondruska

A masked ICE agent sprays David Black, pastor of First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, directly in the face during protests outside the ICE processing facility in Broadview, Illinois. Sept 19 2025 Photo by Ashlee Rezin of the Chicago Sun-Times.

Pastor David Black of the First Presbyterian Church in chicago being hit in the head with a pepper ball Sept 19 at the Broadview ICE facility

An unidentified federal agent fires a chemical weapon into Rev. Jorge Bautista's face during a protest outside of Coast Guard Island in Oakland on Thursday Oct. 23, 2025. Credit: David Bacon

ICE vs the clergy

They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler

This is why I have equal contempt the dirtbag left AND for fundie evangelicals. Both think men are entitled to girls’ bodies as long as they pay for them; the only difference is whether they think girls are a “depreciating asset” or a “public good.”

You are not entitled to anyone else’s body.

Promising middle-aged man’s bright future derailed by pesky complaints of HOMELESS KID HE MANIPULATED TO PROVIDE BONER-RESOLUTION SHE COULDN’T CONSENT TO

It’s like the whole world is Utah anymore and I hate it

a cartoon dog is wearing a party hat and scarf ALT: a cartoon dog is wearing a party hat and scarf

I genuinely don’t know how to feel about Coinbase ads featuring “Creature Comforts.”

I’m happy for Aardman Animation, and I’m also old enough to remember A) OG Creature Comforts and B) getting ornery when an already-successful creator “sold out.”

I predict that the low-info anti-trafficking dupes who went Q will fall away over this, because they genuinely care about kids being exploited.

But a lot of other Qberts just wanted a socially-acceptable excuse to read lurid torture stories on the Internet all day.

And those ones will stay MAGA.

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac yeah

The pope’s a time bomb

adele is singing into a microphone and saying `` nevermind , i 'll find someone like you '' . Alt: adele is singing into a microphone and saying `` nevermind , i 'll find someone like you '' .

I’ll just be over here carrying that torch for the one that got away

Must be djembes and mbiras, because if they were talking drums, we would have heard about it!

I’ll see myself out

I want to say it isn’t plausible! 😱

(TBF I’m one of those people who failed to plause JIan Ghomeshi. I knew ahead of most people that Louis CK was a slimeball, and…Conan kind of helped him launch?)

This would level me permanently, in any case

I was thinking DC and Boston. Is Chicago even expensive enough?

Repost with an iconic fictional band

(Couldn’t find a GIF, that’s how iconic!)

youtu.be/csATriX8Ed0?...

This is such an Utah politics faction: bitter “lefty” white dudes who snap like a turn-of-the-Millennium Lifetime tragic heroine the minute someone else threatens her spotlight.

I want to see Tori Spelling as Rocky in the TV movie. Is that so wrong?

Yup. He’s like Sinema without the Osh Kosh B’Gosh fashion sense

Obviously had to crop out his surroundings so the estrogen brigade doesn’t all mob him at once, you understand

Orange tabby posed like a human dude gracelessly scratching himself while he watches the hockey

New Julius candid just dropped, you’re welcome

actual text I sent tonight:

“Every time God moves a goalpost, She opens a five hole”

My work here is done, probably

Breaking: Judge Gibson rejects the Legislature’s congressional boundaries. Chooses the plaintiffs Map 1. A solid northern SLCO district that strongly favors a Democrat.

Being pissed is fine. It’s good. Saying that Democrats are the ones who took health care subsidies away is a vicious fucking lie that is meant to demotivate people, to republicans’ benefit, and you know it.

I think the thing that depresses me the most is watching how many people here look at events and seem to have decided to max out on cynicism and apathy. Deciding they’re smarter than anyone else because they know nothing is going to change and everyone is a villain. Thanks, dipshits. Good work.

That was a surreal beauty of a game 😵‍💫🤩

SEAAAATTTTTLE KRAKEN
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHANE WRIGHT WITH THE OVERTIME GOAL OH MY GOODNESS
WHAT A WIN
WHAT A GAME

KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN
KRAKEN WIN

#SEAKRAKEN

I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.

Last night’s election results, in a nutshell.

(watching this legitimately made me laugh out loud)