Sebastian Corvette

What about My Dinner With Scrooge?

Oh to be a fly on a wall....

Define your music taste in 8 artists

Of Montreal
King Gizzard
Jeff Rosenstock
Elliott Smith
MGMT
Pink Floyd
BCNR
Julia Holter

Isn't that the movie Johnny Cash used for his music video for Hurt?

If the Grinch was red... well I don't really like to think about that

Out of the frying pan, into the fire - that’s what it probably feels like stepping out of the prison bus and onto the soil right in front of a prison. Reading this piece may help you understand this, if only a little.

Read “Prison: Chapter 1” by Sebastian Corvette sentencedlit.com/sc.15092025....

Yes, I wrote a piece in this entitled "Prison - Chapter 1".

Yes, it's about prison.

Yes, THAT prison. The place where evil folks go to get punished... Yeah.

No, I did not do research for this - prison is in quite a few movies, TVs, and book

Any other questions?

sentencedlit.com/sc.15092025....

Being a reader and a writer is a life sentence. We are all, in a sense, cellmates. To celebrate our union, our first issue, "Sentenced to Prison" is now live on the website.

sentencedlit.com/te.15092025....

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Mattie Lubchansky comic Panel 1: A woman wipes away a tear while looking at her phone. A man comes in to check on her Man: Hey, is everything ok? Woman: It's just. The Bone Farmer... he died Panel 2 Man: He was that thing that would break into people's homes at night and steal their skeletons as they slept, right? Woman: So sad Panel 3: The woman is looking at a framed photo of a purple monster with lots of teeth, wearing a bow tie. Woman: I mean obviously, ideologically, I didn't agree with him, with regards to skeleton ownership. But his sweet li'l bow tie. Man: You have to admire his tenacity for a cause he believed in! Panel 4: zoom out to show Geoff, a pile of boneless flesh in a glass tube in the middle of the room. Geoff: Gonna have to disagree with you folks here... Man: Too soon, Geoff!

When you visit the bank, cash is king

I want to name my son Pablo, but I'm afraid the other kids will give him the nickname "Pablum" and he'll never live it down

Whether you read at a kindergarten level, at a third grade level, or at another level entirely, there's something here for everyone. I will have something in the next issue, but it was deemed "too subversive" for issue #0

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Well done my friend. I can finally see you as you are: a Good Man

John Lennon (afraid of ghosts): Imagine no possessions...

Why don't we call a 53% waning gibbous what it is... a freaking half moon. I mean come on....

I have a friend who's very tan & whenever someone says "orange man bad" or "we have a cheeto in the white house", he cries for hours.... So maybe cool it on those kinds of remarks???

Didn't think twice about accepting all cookies from Cabot Farms' website. You make Greek yogurt as well as Cabot Farms and you've earned the right to give me as many cookies as you please

Hickory Nut Gorge Green Salamander???
Crevice Yonahlossee??? Blue Ridge Two-lined??? With a thunderstorm to boot???

NC really is one of the greatest states

Hello Mr. Sullenburger, one last mission for you. You are to be the pilot of Air Force One. Do you remember the "miracle on the Hudson"? You are to perform another one... only this time.... hold the miracle

🚨NEW SULLY: Tune in to Sully's newest GIF, with his newest co-pilot! Part 1 #SullyGifs

Flag day and Fathers' day fall on the same weekend this year.

Don't bother traveling anywhere, this is going to be Thanksgiving on steroids

Better luck next time pal. Now why don't you buzz off?

Men were talking about it at a local watering hole. They were bad men and they liked the way Monsier Manners acted in that instance

I heard he was rude to a woman and her children at the grocery store this year

Spanish shawl

Hopkin's Rose nudibranch

McDonald's dorid

California aglaja (not a nudibranch - eats them)

LFG!!!

Horned nudibranch

Festive Tritonid

Clown Dorid

Colorful Dirona

Today will go down in history as one of the best nudibranch days of all time

I bet! Seeing one of those nudibranchs would just be the cherry on top

Awesome find! Do you know if these are findable without diving? I've been doing a deep dive on nudibranchs and am really hoping they are able to be found in tide pools, but of the few records with good info that I've been seeing, they're always in deeper water