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No worries ( left for you because I am hoarding them all )

Saying "no worries" when what I really mean is "all the worries"

I always run my fingers thru random mens’ hairs when I greet them I give it a little tug at the root and stick my tongue in their ear As friends.

Me: If you have Halloween decorations up but no treats, you deserve tricks. That's the agreement. THAT IS A BINDING COMPACT. Guy: There is no such thing as a contract that obliges one to break the law, or allows one to break the law by contractual obligation. Any such contract is null and void on it's face. Unless the tricks are limited to minor annoyances, watch what you do.

man come on

Last night, the National Guard chased children who were out enjoying Halloween in Navy Yard.

There is no valid reason for armed soldiers to terrorize children like this. End Trump’s occupation of DC. National Guard out NOW.

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Just a reminder. I talk a lot of shit, and I’m aware I’m only able to speak for myself— but as a queer, disabled immigrant woman— I am not going to have patience for people who want to leave others behind to pretend to live in some Camelot mythology of America.

Shows make sense to aim at a demographic, if your goal is to sell ads to that demo. The snickers thing makes no sense whatsoever.

WE’RE SHUTTING IT DOWN!

“Blackout The System has called for a nationwide boycott, urging participants to refrain from working or spending money from Nov. 25 to Dec. 2 as a protest against a damaged government and economic system.”

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Lubna is suffering from extreme infections that are threatening to spread to her bones, and needs money for medicine for herself and her son Nasser. But Bluesky keeps taking away her accounts and donations have largely disappeared. A few hundred dollars will get the meds

screenshot of texts where I tell someone they have great holes but meant jokes

I’m really good at texting

I know somebody’s holding out until the 11th hour to make me squirm… it’s working. Pledge now!

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew in a movie poster for The Human Centipede.

Count Von Count in a movie poster for Sinners.

muppetized horror movie posters: thread

character illustration by Zoë Treez - 2025 a femme character, with blue skin, a green outfit and stockings, sits in a pinup pose. the character has a bright orange pumpkin head with piecing glowing yellow eyes. they hold a knife menacingly

“Don’t worry, Pumpkin, we can carve you a better smile!!” 🎃🔪

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Thank you 🙏🏽.

Love you, regardless

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For stirring 2 soups at once.

xzibit meme of him smiling or laughing and the text says, “YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKED BLOCKING AND MUTING AND CURATING YOUR FEED USING THE EXISTING TOOLS SO WE MADE YOU A WHOLE NEW FEATURE THAT DOES THE SAME THING BUT SHITTIER SO YOU CAN SEARCH FOR HIDDEN REPLIES FROM YOUR BESTIES FOREVER!”

Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on

Elvis? Young Jhonny Cash?, Frank Sinatra?

I'm right there with you, and I think it's a combination of getting older and existing in a society that endlessly demands we grind up our bodies and burn out our minds to generate wealth for others.

photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

Happy Monday! Update: We sold 3 of the new digital bundles so far. THANK YOU! If we can sell the rest of them we can stay housed another month. This will give us a fighting chance to get us to a way more affordable place. The smaller apts are open in December! We are so close. Thank you so much!!

Only 2 days left 😩 I'm cooked chat

That is the second option provided, do try to keep up.

drawing of a glowing smiling jack o lantern suspended in air

happy halloween i made this

im going to bed dont forget to look at my pumpkin

I still need to get my rent paid too.

We’re only a few hundred dollars away from me not getting evicted

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