had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post!
#pixelart
@meowrey.bsky.social
had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post!
#pixelart
I love old-timey cocktail recipe books, they'll go "here's a light and refreshing drink, perfect for a summer afternoon" and then list off ingredients for a concoction that could melt clean through the hull of an ocean liner
10.09.2025 04:16 β π 635 π 87 π¬ 13 π 3The marquee at Vidiots in Los Angeles. It read βAliens.β
Me wearing a USCSS Nostromo hat and drinking a cocktail.
A quality wedding anniversary
02.09.2025 06:38 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Cable modem, veejay/
sticker shock, yellow rain/
technobabble/
infomercial/
weekend warrior
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
29.08.2025 00:07 β π 9234 π 2075 π¬ 141 π 193A dachshund with shaded goggles receiving a laser treatment
Our dog is doing physical therapy, and the photos theyβre sending us make him look like a Far Side character.
29.08.2025 02:30 β π 4006 π 662 π¬ 37 π 26There have been better tweets and funnier tweets and smarter tweets, but I think this may be my favorite tweet.
12.08.2025 01:21 β π 775 π 102 π¬ 10 π 5Headline reading SAY HELLO TO THE NEW CRACKER BARREL with an image of a Cracker Barrel sign ? (Brown text on a yellow bg)
TONY MONTANA (holding a Cracker Barrel):
21.08.2025 03:33 β π 406 π 37 π¬ 6 π 1As someone who has lived my whole adult life in cities deemed βdangerousββNYC, NOLA, and SFβI think a lot about how dense cities require patience, calm, and tolerance in the midst of social difference, which are of course exactly the civic virtues that the right resents being told to cultivate.
12.08.2025 19:06 β π 8061 π 1624 π¬ 181 π 0A deadhead sticker on a cybertruck
πΆπΆ Deadhead sticker on a cybertruck πΆ πΆ
17.08.2025 16:12 β π 387 π 58 π¬ 47 π 56"To be an existentialist is to commit to choosing, each moment you are alive, to persist as humanβto insist on the terms by which you will pick a purposeful path through the absurdity of life on Earth."
12.08.2025 21:30 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0You: Scaring wolves with the βMarriage Storyβ argument scene
Me, an intellectual: Teaching the wolves how to read subtitles so they know how much harder the fight in βAnatomy of a Fallβ goes
β¦actually, I think he's crying.
(Perfection, as always. I especially think you ARE a genius.)
Current top 4 movies for Letterboxd user @meowrey: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Royal Tenenbaums, Clueless, and Mulholland Drive
The only permanent fixture in my @letterboxd.social Top 4!
You and @johnaugust.bsky.social are truly π€ men of taste π€
Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"
/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice
18.07.2025 01:54 β π 4711 π 485 π¬ 62 π 13Comedian John Mulaney doing a stand up bit where he says: βAnd out loud, I went βUgh, this oughta be good!ββ
18.07.2025 22:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. βyou simply must visit the monsterβi always just ask the monster.β there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesnβt mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
applying for jobs again
05.05.2025 14:03 β π 21100 π 8203 π¬ 147 π 190βKauai trip described as beautiful and terrifying; thanks for organizing.β
βHorrific scene with 6-8 people vomiting in the back.β
AI did a great job of summarizing the group text thread about tonightβs very choppy sunset cruise here in Hawaii.
03.05.2025 08:40 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
26.04.2025 21:30 β π 20674 π 6623 π¬ 82 π 128π΅ H-O-T-T-O-G-O πΆ
24.04.2025 18:49 β π 109 π 30 π¬ 2 π 1Me pushing a stroller with a cream colored miniature dachshund in it.
Our little guy is recovering from a back injury, so I regret to inform you that we are now βdog strollerβ people.
23.02.2025 01:05 β π 34 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
03.03.2025 21:09 β π 42743 π 8597 π¬ 326 π 198Join http://blcklst.com, and read material like LOOKING FOR SKELETOR by Briana Mowrey & Buzz Andersen. https://blcklst.com/projects/170690
Unfortunately they donβt appear to post these on BlueSky, so Iβll have to brag with an X screenshot, but hey, @meowrey.bsky.social and I made the @theblcklst.bsky.social Top List this week!
18.02.2025 17:20 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0John Mulaney saying βWeβre well past that!β
Just gonna start replying to every Chuck Schumer post with this.
14.02.2025 05:04 β π 22 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0eraserhead baby pressie???
popping this and logging off forever
21.01.2025 02:09 β π 1754 π 251 π¬ 13 π 7status: youtube.com/clip/UgkxhZ8...
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