Ramsey Nasir

This one is one of my favorites

It might be 38 outside of me, but inside of me it's still 98.6

I remember those. Good times

The Magic card Desolation Angel. It's a 5/4 flyer for 3BB that destroys all your lands when it enters. But it has a kicker of WW and if you kicked it, then it destroys everyone's lands instead.

Nope, not buying it. Those are obviously Pokemon from one of those gens I didn't play

*Takes lid off pot, revealing life-size aircraft carrier underneath*

I'm sorry, dude. It sucks.

I'm confused, there's no ampersand in the phrase "the animist"

I agree with Comrade Abbott; let's take 100% of those guys' money

See ya boss, I'm OOO for the entire month of August. What do you mean, "you're fired?"

Pintos

I like to assume they are bots. I'm sure that's not always true but it's probably often true.

Thank you. I had no idea this was possible.

I used to run this in Mayael as a way to put expensive monsters I had unfortunately drawn back on top for her activation. It's sweet. Bonus rules quirk - you can still activate the ability even if there are no red or black sources to choose. It doesn't target.

Squizzard even sounds like something that would come out of one

He's not a political opponent and for the most part the beliefs are just the means to the end of accumulating power

Sober October? Nahh, Parched March!

Card was bonkers in Limited, too. Long as you didn't accidentally target the creature you Intended to sacrifice, which the MTGO UI made it very easy to do.

Bubsy forever

Looking up what my rares were in a book

These are mine, too!

You hear a strange rhythmic sound coming from inside the tower - POP. POP. BUZZ. BUZZ. You open up the case and FOOM goes the confetti cannon, right in your face. Kathwack!

Looks like you're in Cannock Castle, still solo. Not too far in; should be easy and quick to catch up

And if you look down you can't see your legs

Wait until the first time you take apart one of your own decks that you haven't touched in a while. So many cool toys newly available to put in other decks!

That is sick! I was not aware, but that will for sure get in there.

Oh yeah, I've definitely got my eye on the summons for the next version of the deck.

It sure is. Seems like a good fit for Falco Spara, too. I really want to build that deck with creatures that want you to take counters off them, but there just aren't that many cumulative upkeep creatures worth playing even after turning it into a regular upkeep.

Oh, no, not in 2026. A limited roll-out in select municipalities will begin in 2027, with America party candidates in every election in 2028. And by 2031 it'll be the first political party with its headquarters on the Moon.