J-Bird

From a @redsox.com fan, thank you very much!

Babe are you okay? You’ve barely touched your serotonin reuptake mechanisms

What did I just see? Did the meat make him dance?

I’m sure it’s hot down there, Terry..

So sensitive.

Bruh lmao

@uarizona.bsky.social baseball team is going to the #cws coming to Omaha!!!

I blame the downfall of our society solely on them. We are witnessing our own version of the fall of Rome..

Please go to the comments.
Also, bidets are life. We got one on every floor.

Now I need this..

This is not getting enough likes lmao

SNY & Sportsnet LA discussing the Mets doing the water bottle challenge during the top of the 9th, you get both audio tracks!

Somewhere along the way we fucked up in giving them access back in around 2008-9.

idly wondering if the shocked 'i didn't vote for this!' people being interviewed are actually aware of the whole leopards eating my face meme or is it just another one of those things only the terminally online understand

So fried cake. Nice.
When can I come over for a slice?
I’ll bring my blanket.

So was I. 13 years. I came out of that wiser, stronger and confident in who I was because of it. Pure Hell. Also lots, lots, lots of therapy, self-help books, etc.

No.

getting this guy a lava lamp with a flared base for his bday this year

#SayTheirNames ✊

Ohio does not exist

❤️

Memorial for George Floyd at the Say Their Names cemetery

George Floyd was murdered by police five years ago today.

The Say Their Names cemetery in Minneapolis features memorials for Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Amadou Diallo, Oscar Grant, Korryn Gaines, Freddie Gray and far too many more Black people who died at the hands of police.

That fucking part. And there has been some small correction away from the right from your usual suspects hell- even Rogan dick-riders are turning on his buddy Elon.

what if the people who named everything did a bad job

Of course he did. That bum doesn’t even make movies anymore because he sucks lmao 😂

That part. Shane Gillis has blown up in the past few years, for a reason. Dude is likeable, not an asshole and legitimately funny.

Hali-fucking-burton. #NBAPlayoffs

Aeon Flux

Banana

This is true. I remember it like it was yesterday. Both ends of the “political spectrum” are fucked honestly.