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@mazeway.bsky.social

Library lady, naturalist, museum guide, clinic escort, maker of things

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Jojo’s Taphouse out here making men burst into tears on the sidewalk

16.06.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing comic timing on your part to set yourself up for this joke so many years later!

31.05.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Colorful graphic that has a rainbow in the top left corner. At the center, it reads "Pride Month Attacks in Libraries 2025" with a circle of words saying "share your experiences." Beneath that pink text box, there is more pink text saying "Share your stories at https://tinyurl.com/pride-in-libraries-25."

Colorful graphic that has a rainbow in the top left corner. At the center, it reads "Pride Month Attacks in Libraries 2025" with a circle of words saying "share your experiences." Beneath that pink text box, there is more pink text saying "Share your stories at https://tinyurl.com/pride-in-libraries-25."

Library workers–have you already experienced pushback, censorship, or attacks on your plans for Pride 2025?

I'm once again collecting those stories for an article in mid-July.

I'll share this link throughout June as well. Details in the form, with previous stories.

tinyurl.com/pride-in-lib...

23.05.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No matter how long you get, it isn’t enough, but a boy this good deserved more than 8 years.

29.03.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This pleases me

27.03.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So by Rain Dogs is he β€œI’m going to need some confetti for my set” famous or did he bring a little baggie from home and empty it into his coat pockets in the green room?

18.03.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I’m MAD. And to keep it from spilling over on to the people who are not at fault, I periodically have a good rant with a like-minded pal and then I go back to a job of Helping People. Is it working? TBD.

18.03.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Coward.

18.03.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was at that taping! I was hooked ever after.

18.03.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Working in a library means my TBR list is infinite. Finally got to these and loved them both. Reading them simultaneously made them seem similar in ways I might not have otherwise noticed. If you like funny and odd, check em out!

18.02.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! They are sparkly and shimmery stunt pilots

18.02.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mushrooms and moss on a damp log

Mushrooms and moss on a damp log

Orange and brown fungus on a log

Orange and brown fungus on a log

Lichens on a stick

Lichens on a stick

A headless doll with a hand coming out of its shoulder socket, thankfully drowned

A headless doll with a hand coming out of its shoulder socket, thankfully drowned

Went to a nearby National Park, just to be spiteful.

17.02.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yet I am STILL likely to pour the humidifier water into the hole that goes straight and onto the floor.

15.02.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m trying to stop being a dick about Valentine’s Day because I’m a damned adult. But the Children’s department had good stickers.

15.02.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve decided I care more about how cool a mushroom looks than what it is. So I get as far as food/not food and after that it’s a beauty contest

14.02.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yellow and green, lickety split. Then just blink blink blink at the rest of the words

12.02.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In my hiking, winter means I get to focus on texture and the excitement of colors that usually don’t stand out.

11.02.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Love a lichen

11.02.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Time to primarily post here, so strap in for endless photos of moss, mushrooms, and my cats. Let’s start with this cool-ass texture on a fallen tree!

11.02.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While in her ear, yes. It did not survive re-entry to our atmosphere

11.02.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A friend of mine had to get a moth removed from her ear!

08.02.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling powerless? You're not alone. Some inspiration, advice, and comfort here. #activism #fightingback #serbianhero

04.02.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for speaking up, now go in there and Stop. Them. It’s just a door.

04.02.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great! But DO it. Stop him. No more confirmations, no more accommodations, STOP THEM. Watching you from Marylandβ€”make us proud.

04.02.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, keep going!! This is the US and we don’t allow terrorist coups! No finding common ground, no compromise. Stop. Them.

03.02.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, @vanhollen.senate.gov for taking physical action today. Keep fighting! Nothing else will matter if this attempted terrorist act is not stopped.

03.02.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@repaprildelaney.bsky.social please do everything you can to stop DOGE. The other stuff matters, for sure, but if this terrorist takeover isn’t halted NOW, we won’t have the luxury of fighting anything else. Stop. Them.

03.02.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know you're not feeling great when your inner response to an Onion headline is "not now, man"

03.02.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This hit hard today.

03.02.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Their frustration was DELICIOUS. Like Mothers milk.

26.01.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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