Wes Ruttle

Lying? On X the everything website? Why I never!

I... just... what is the point of those parentheses? Are they trying to be scare quotes within a quote or something? I can't come up with any explanation that makes any sense...

I feel like there’s some learning curve to button holding discipline thats unique to tag fighters.

It took me awhile to understand how to hold calling an assist while doing stuff with point to time the assist attack in my block strings, but it feels natural to me now.

Iirc, to hold stand behind me is just holding S2 and then you can move around, so you just gotta 4S2 to start the move, then hold S2, and while holding S2 call your assist. But admittedly I haven’t messed with Braum in many patches so not sure if they changed control scheme at all.

I'm fucking sorry, but what? Have we just hit the point where AI is so far up everything's ass that google slides doesn't even know that crouch is a word anymore?

(p.s. if this isn't AI's fault, I don't care, I'm still blaming it for the general enshittification of every piece of software I use)

every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "mike trout hit 3 home runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since Tungsten Arm O'Doyle on the 1921 Akron Groomsmen as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"

This feels like an apt time to re-up the greatest baseball tweet of all time

Jesus Christ A’ja

as an eagles fan, you know you gotta be less confident even if we keep winning. and we gotta keep pressuring to fire Nick Sirianni. these are the keys to the team's success and they're counting on all us fans to play our role.

bsky.app/profile/smil...

Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Bruh

First time I've launched a Riot Game in 2025. It genuinely feels really weird enjoying a game from the company that blew up my life about a year ago, but what can I say, I still enjoy some 2XKO.

I can't believe they didn't use "it's Morbin' time" for flavor text. Rare miss by the wizards flavor text writers.

Oooooh, I just looked at the latest Spiderman MTG spoilers and Mayhem is kinda nice as a fixed version of Madness and it's about to make me retool some more of my cube...

[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

The intro to this episode that's just about how ludicrously expensive minifridges are now lives rent free in my mind

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

what we need is a modern-day john henry. a person who can challenge the machinery of chatgpt head-on, point to kentucky on a map, and say "that isn't huooww6ombaaam"

Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do

If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times...

Making video games is impossible and no one should do it.

Np, happy to help!

He can be a little low power at some tables, but idk, he’s honestly at the level I like and it just depends how your group likes to play. Hinata’s the more juiced option, but no one likes the opponent clause and it just kinda grinds the game to a halt.

Riku’s pretty cool, I think if Sublime Epiphany is your north star, he’s a good spot to start.

If you wanna stay mono blue, Baral and Eluge are both good spell enabler commanders.

I also think searching edhrec off a card you like for commander ideas is always a good starting point

Clair Obscur has sat with me in this weird way where I both like it more and get more frustrated about their missteps the longer it sits with me.

Rolled credits on Clair Obscur, very good game, well worth the playthrough.

I think there’s a truly exceptional game somewhere in there if they cut some of the half baked systems and tightened pacing, but the story ended up carrying the experience enough that I’m still quite happy with it.

Remy is very intrigued by flying Esquie

I largely think Clair does a good job with consistent characterization, but I just got a swimsuit for Verso and I’m sorry but there’s no way that man’s chest has that little hair.

I know you still have a bit to go, but do you think there’s any chance Blue Prince cracks the list?

lavos, the main antagonist from the 1995 rpg chrono trigger

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

God, after the rest of this fucking weekend, I just really wanted something nice.

Real kick in the dick to have Tyrese Haliburton tear his Achilles 5 minutes in to ruin game 7 of the best NBA finals we've had in... decades?