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Baby Driver drops off terribly after the incredible first driving scene and becomes increasingly ridiculous

02.12.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fearless Robin Smith and his square cuts gave hope to England in grim era | Tanya Aldred Smith stood up to West Indies bowling and scored centuries against Australia in the most demanding of circumstances

Lovely article

www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/d...

02.12.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's not quite the zinger you think it was

Here's 2 it took me 10 seconds to think of:

1) Being paid in a country with hyper inflation
2) Being a political dissident with risk of having bank account frozen

01.12.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mandrake Handshake triumph at Fabric, showing some great new songs, despite iffy venue sound

26.11.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Aonishiki: Ukraine sumo prodigy becomes champion in Japan Aonishiki wins the November sumo tournament in Japan and becomes the first person from Ukraine to claim an elite-level sumo championship.

The BBC on Aonishiki

www.bbc.com/sport/articl...

23.11.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Hiding proceeds of crime by storing it in a publicly accessible ledger ftw

I prefer cash for my criminal proceeds as the authorities can't tell exactly how much I have and where it's been at any time

22.11.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was surprised by you not being able to think of a single use for bitcoin, I generally love your articles.

Were you being entirely serious?

22.11.2025 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dare to dream of an England side leaving out of form or unfit superstars at a major tournament.

The South Africa World Cup where we bottled and replaced the prolific Defoe-Crouch partnership with the non-scoring Heskey-Rooney one was a particular nadir

16.11.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Apple Makes โ€˜Pluribusโ€™ Characterโ€™s โ€˜Bloodsong of Wycaroโ€™ Book Available For Download Apple has provided some companion reading for fans of 'Pluribus', full of proud, haughty corsairs and Mandovian spicefruit.

deadline.com/2025/11/appl...

15.11.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unbelievable work here

12.11.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Your Mom bit was incredible. Do these dimwits realise this will be stored in 4k for millennia for future generations to facepalm at?

03.11.2025 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Weir | Official Box Office | Harold Pinter Theatre Buy The Weir tickets at Harold Pinter Theatre directly from the box office. Tickets available from just ยฃ20

www.haroldpintertheatre.co.uk/shows/the-weir

Managed to get a standing seat for this. Brendan and the rest of the cast just great and wonderful dialogue

03.11.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TLDR it's not

02.11.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Following the fess about having to tell your teenager to turn the oven on. We were cooking Christmas turkey early and told teenager to open door to let it cool down. They opened front door rather than oven, result Turkey burnt, house freezing cold.

25.10.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 469    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Binance founder CZโ€™s presidential pardon is not an acquittal CZโ€™s pardon forgives punishment but preserves the criminal record. BNB's rally ignores mounting civil exposure and global prosecution risks.

cointelegraph.com/news/cz-pard...

25.10.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good riddance to Xorg. Bit of a shame about the startup apps

23.10.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
In response to HuffPostโ€™s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, โ€œYour mom did,โ€ and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: โ€œYour mom.โ€

In response to HuffPostโ€™s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, โ€œYour mom did,โ€ and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: โ€œYour mom.โ€

So the president of the United States plans to meet with Putin in Hungary, and when a reporter asked where that plan came from, this was the reply of the United States government www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

17.10.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4904    ๐Ÿ” 1911    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 474    ๐Ÿ“Œ 897

๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ

19.10.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noooo Microsoft Windows Xbox noooo

13.10.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indeed a terrible venue with awful sound. A new lite was friend getting heat stroke in the Summer heat wave

09.10.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A draft dodger says what

05.10.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dame Patricia Routledge obituary Formidable and versatile actor best known for her comic turn as the snobbish Hyacinth Bucket in the BBC sitcom Keeping Up Appearances

RIP, an extremely impressive career

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

03.10.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Article reads:
Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first 

The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.

Article reads: Woman named as Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first The 63-year-old archbishop-designate is married to Eamonn Mullally, with whom she has two children. Originally from Woking in Surrey, she was the UK's chief nursing officer from 1999 to 2004.

This article manages to name her husband before it namesโ€ฆ her.

03.10.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13099    ๐Ÿ” 3396    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 596    ๐Ÿ“Œ 415
4 panel comic

Panel 1: silhouette of a hooded figure

Panel 2: Republican screaming โ€œ KILL THAT TR*NNY F*GGOTโ€

Panel 3: hooded figure turns to reveal that he is a Republican 

Panel 4: First Republican falls to his knees. He grips the shooterโ€™s hand and looks to the heavens. He says โ€œGod forgive this young man. He knows not what he didโ€

4 panel comic Panel 1: silhouette of a hooded figure Panel 2: Republican screaming โ€œ KILL THAT TR*NNY F*GGOTโ€ Panel 3: hooded figure turns to reveal that he is a Republican Panel 4: First Republican falls to his knees. He grips the shooterโ€™s hand and looks to the heavens. He says โ€œGod forgive this young man. He knows not what he didโ€

Republican Flip Flop

12.09.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3766    ๐Ÿ” 1043    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Wot.

29.09.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for your abysmal contribution

21.09.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bless All The People Boycotting Disney Thou shalt defend free speech.

Goodbye, Disney+!

19.09.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17729    ๐Ÿ” 4015    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 793    ๐Ÿ“Œ 238

Oooof, I see now

17.09.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ford Prefect shows Arthur Dent The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
YouTube video by Greig Johnson Making Ford Prefect shows Arthur Dent The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Very good fan made short of Hitchhiker's

youtu.be/-431pDOiYRQ?...

17.09.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not really familiar with it, but the website seems ok. Why is it considered to be so bad?

16.09.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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