Go Away Heather

It's hilarious that Amy coney Barrett is asking the administration if they're going to respect precedent and the rulings, when she participated in overturning roe.

Appreciate her having a spine now, but fuck her for setting women back 60 years.

Calling her sloppy felt like such a solid and effective insult, because it can be interpreted in soooooo many ways when it comes to her. Well done.

Someone please explain to her that not giving her grapes is an act of love and kindness because I do not want her to be poisoned, because she doesn't believe it coming from me.

#dogsofbluesky

Someone adopt this tortilla chip eared sweetheart from lollypop farm in perinton NY.

He is a professional zoomer and a dapper gentleman when he gives you his paw for treats.

#dogsofbluesky

I hope I'm the one that only ends up 0.049 dead. I'm already 0.028 dead so I can handle a little bit more, I think.

Someone with a wham account pls comment on the site that people with green cards and visas are getting detained and deported, the ignorance is astounding.

Oh great. I already have hail damage from the last big storm in Canandaigua last year 😭

PARKOUR

Dog and cat food, I couldn't believe how hard it was to find food for my pets!!!!

I'm having a rotten day and I needed this, thank you. My pit in my PFP also has exceptional side eye ❤️

I have trained my cats to swarm me on command, I just shake the treat container.

I was just talking to my son about this the other day. It's crazy that this case has just been closed and forgotten.

If you ever…

- deny yourself something you want so you can afford something you need
- compare prices in the grocery store
- check your balance before making a purchase

...then billionaires like Trump and Musk are not on your side

This happy face is brought to you by the delicious snack of fresh cat poop straight out of the litter box 💩

#dogsofbluesky

Give your mom a fist bump for me plz

Nice knowing you 😭

No Neosporin either! I forget why doctors hate it now. But Neosporin is also cancelled 😂

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Are you kidding me, I wish he could talk and be a featured guest on the beans

My friend's husband has a tree business. He sells to China. His contract got cancelled. A 40k job with 10k profit gone. For one person with a small business that is a lot to lose. This trade war is going to decimate small business. And it's TRUMP'S fault.

I'm gonna need more of this content

I bet you won't grift for "beer money" for your kids, either

In case you're wondering...

it's been 17 days since a reporter was added to a Signal group chat where our government officials were sharing war plans.

And nobody has been fired...

Don't stop talking about SignalGate

Interesting that none of the magats even care about that anymore. They were so pissed about it at first.

What a CUUUUUNT

I hope Garcia sues Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem for so much that their ancestors will be in debt.

Also add Kkkaroline to the list for repeated defamation.

Between the toilets and the showers, this doofus is more obsessed with flowing water than a whole city of beavers.

Well, I just did a paid subscription to your webworm to help your insurance premium 😂 thanks for putting out great content! Your episodes on religion have sparked some good discussions with our middle school aged kids! And now my husband says "maths" 😂