@wernherneumann.bsky.social
American. No Kings. German. Nie wieder.
When your parents were like "Brian & Kaitlyn are our favorite names"
04.08.2025 05:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"My Optimus legions do not get hungry, ill, nor do they need wealth. Problem solved."
03.08.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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As Greece defeated Persia,
As Caesar subdued Gaul,
As William conquered England,
And as Wellington crushed Napoleon,
So did Lara put Charlemagne.
Why is it never the assholes who get replaced by AI. They just get more jobs.
02.08.2025 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gaming rigs are gonna be dirt cheap in a year or two.
02.08.2025 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"The prices are decreased in ways no one thought possible"
02.08.2025 17:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Oh, that's terrible! Tell us more about this evil tampering they did to incriminate you!"
02.08.2025 04:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Arena Security Penetrated; Player Safety Thrust to Forefront
02.08.2025 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Stefan Zweig on borders is almost too much to bear
01.08.2025 15:28 — 👍 779 🔁 263 💬 16 📌 24Every time Ted logs on, Candy Cancun gets a $1.50 tip from each of his browser tabs.
01.08.2025 01:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe it looked in your database
01.08.2025 00:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A zoom call with a stranger and he's driving your car
25.07.2025 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The thing about MAGA is they're always thinking like five moves behind.
24.07.2025 23:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every. Single. Non. MAGA. American. is Jerome Powell.
24.07.2025 21:06 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dadgummit, someone get me the article in the constitution that lists valid american names.
23.07.2025 20:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Honda CEO warns the world may be on the precipice of an attack from giant killer robots made by Honda."
23.07.2025 01:15 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"Honda CEO warns the world may be on the precipice of an attack from giant killer robots made by Honda."
23.07.2025 01:14 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Honda CEO warns the world may be on the precipice of an attack from giant killer robots made by Honda."
23.07.2025 01:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Has anyone asked Sam,
YOU KNOW THE THING YOU ARE WARNING ABOUT? YOU ACTUALLY OWN IT, DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Unitary executive: The President controls everything
Also unitary executive: Don't ask the President, ask the FBI!
Trump today, probably: "WELL THAT ONE IS REAL, DEFINITELY REAL. THAT ONE RIGHT THERE! TOTALLY REAL!"
20.07.2025 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"The dollar declining softens the tariffs" --Lutnick
Good golly, Howard! The dollar declining *adds* to the tariffs. It makes imported goods more expensive.
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19.07.2025 06:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Interesting that his definition of being interested in home decor is to get someone to paint a picture of *himself*.
19.07.2025 02:12 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Has anyone asked Musk how it feels to have spent $290 million on the guy though?
Also, please spread this around: don't call him Elon. Call him Musk. Using his first name makes it sound like he's our buddy.
What advanced special forces training do WH reporters undergo to be able to suppress snort-laughs?
17.07.2025 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What advanced special forces training do WH reporters undergo to be able to suppress snort-laughs?
17.07.2025 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The dumbest bond movie ever
17.07.2025 05:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Please don't repost this or spread this wide and far.
Microsoft Copilot has estimated his weight and waist size by analyzing this photo:
Weight: 260-285 lbs
Waist: 44-48"
