Wernher Neumann

The sixth-grader in the middle just said the F word. The one on the left can't stop giggling. The soul of the one on the right departed long ago.

"We make up for it with volume"

"The History of the Decline and Fall of the American Empire" is gonna be waaayyy shorter than Gibbon's six volumes on Rome.

DAWG WE GONNA LOSE IN A GAME OF RISK I HATE TO TELL YOU

The best answer to that question is, "HELL IF I KNOW"

"Don Corleone tapped into his own wealth to protect the grocers, the sanitation workers, the dock workers. He even found a creative solution to keep the police and mayor paid. And rather than congratulate him for doing that, they're saying it's illegal!"

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE GIVE THIS TO THE NEXT NEWS SHOW PRODUCER WHO BOOKS MIKE JOHNSON:

Host: "Mr. Speaker, let me read you something: <reads oath>. By my watch that took 25 seconds. And it was free. We have Representative-elect Grijalva in studio next to me. Ready, Mr. Speaker?"

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE GIVE THIS TO THE NEXT NEWS SHOW PRODUCER WHO BOOKS MIKE JOHNSON:

Host: "Mr. Speaker, let me read you something: <reads oath>. By my watch that took 25 seconds. And it was free. We have Representative-elect Grijalva in studio next to me. Ready, Mr. Speaker?"

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE GIVE THIS TO THE NEXT NEWS SHOW PRODUCER WHO BOOKS MIKE JOHNSON:

Host: "Mr. Speaker, let me read you something: <reads oath>. By my watch that took 25 seconds. And it was free. We have Representative-elect Grijalva in studio next to me. Ready, Mr. Speaker?"

I can confirm that my parents are not having children at this time, nor will they in the future.

Marius & Sulla: Redux

Marius and Sulla: Redux

Karlimus Marximus was a well-known left-wing radical in Rome

In new MAGA Soviet Amerika, *you* save *god*.

First see how it does at Risk. Then decide if you want a chatbot to hold human life in the balance.

FSD: Family Self Destruction

Is it take your child to work day?

When someone prefaces a statement with, "It's, it's, it's being, uh, told to us that..." get ready for a whopper.

THE REAL PROOF WAS IN THE FLASK HE DRANK ALONG THE WAY

THE REAL PROOF WAS IN THE FLASK HE DRANK ALONG THE WAY

$100 says a maga christian will be on Fox saying, "God did not command tylenol after circumcision, so this is backed by scripture."

Oh I think somebody already made the proof, Junior. Check your jacket for the flask.

You can't do your annual physical too often you know.

HE LIVES!

Gov. Abbott: "Hell son, Chicago ain't gonna know what 'it 'em. Cuz nobody ever dun BBQ like a good ole Texas BBQ, and there sure as hell ain't none of em as good as a Texas National Guard BBQ. Hook 'em!"

Josh Hawling ass down the hawlway

The good news is the bug that's going around ATC circles is not contagious. So cases are not expected to takeoff.

The good news is the bug that's going around ATC circles is not contagious. So cases are not expected to takeoff.

All their military vehicles are completely riddled with donut holes.

LOL yes