Jessica Jahns

Oh yeah, definitely some algospeak required, that's true.

I just throw all my shower thoughts on LinkedIn. I suppose that's not what I'm SUPPOSED to do, but oh well. 🤷‍♀️

More people in Ohio need protection from violent crime than do people in D.C. Governors of three states — Ohio, South Carolina and West Virginia — are sending members of their state National Guards to D.C. to … well, theoretically to combat crime but, if the past week is any in...

Going on vacation tomorrow so spent Saturday night making maps of all the places in Ohio, West Virginia and South Carolina with higher violent crime and murder rates than D.C. Perhaps better places for those governors to focus resources!
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Watching this year's NBA playoffs has made me want a sports stats app with a "time machine" feature more than anything in the world.

You know, so you can watch the game on tape delay, but also look at stats, from the time in the game you're at, without spoiling the end for yourself.

If you're an IRS employee and you want talk, find me on Signal at vittoria89.82

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AMAZING episode here!

@virginiaheffernan.bsky.social I COMPLETELY FORGOT how much I missed your voice in my podcast feed until I heard you with @benjaminwittes.bsky.social on #DogShirtTV today. Happy to find your new pod and I immediately DLed ALL episodes! 🥰 Can't wait to catch up!

#Legit #Genius

Nice list! Thanks!

@tomhaberstroh.bsky.social Curious who are the 6 players over NBA history who matched @deniavdia8.bsky.social numbers by age 24 who DID NOT make an all-star game...

#NBATrivia

November 2024: Vote Republican to bring down egg prices!

March 2025: Why is your home not also an egg farm you idiot

Terrible use of Midjourney...

The rest of the show ain't bad either. She's this era's Woodward and Bernstein.

The first segment of @maddow.msnbc.com on Tuesday night fucking slaps!

[The Rachel Maddow Show] Trump opposition finds its footing, from streets to courts to Congress #theRachelMaddowShow
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A map of the Gulf of Mexico, divided into "Golfo Del Gringo Loco" and "Golfo de Mexico"

Who made this? 🤣🤣☠️

Not that anyone needed another reason to NEVER BUY A CHRYSLER... There are already so many.

Not for me. 😉

Nothing conspiratorial about any of that.

I mean, I'm biased and would be rooting for them anyway, but I'm beginning to think the #Blazers could actually be a good team...

@trailblazers.bsky.social better be getting some good airtime in the convo tomorrow, @nodunksinc.bsky.social!!!

BLAZERS WIN!!!

It has recently become clear to me that you cannot truly be seen as someone who will "change the world" for good unless you allow yourself to be seen.

Which is sad for me because I have never wanted to be seen, like ever in my life.

Can I change the world for good and just be invisible? Please?

You're running for the seat, right?!? ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

As an aside, I'm really not excited about how my swype keyboard keeps capitalizing trump for me, as though I am always talking about the orange wannabe dictator and not a normal English word. I just have to go manually lowercase it every time... 😖

I'm especially interested in witnessing and documenting the breakdown of these serious patriotic Americans who don't agree with me on much, but we will be coming together against trump before long.

In order to fulfill that for myself, I listen to the Dispatch Podcast because in spite of how annoying I find Sarah Isgur is too me, she has a personality, she is a reasonable moderator and the other guys are generally intelligent and sometimes funny.

I find it's important to listen to news from both political sides if for no other reason than to understand how those who disagree with you think. But it matters who you listen to, i.e. don't pick your opponent's dummies just to make fun of them.

None of them are likeable, not a one, because the gig is up... the rest of us have nothing else to lose. And when we get together and figure out that, money be damned, we have more POWER than you when we band together, we won't even have to listen to your dumb ass at all; no interview required.

This was never going to be a scintillating read or anything. If you wanted a good interview, you'd put him in a room with @karaswisher.bsky.social who would actually be able to produce much better content.

Andreeson is an asshole. You can't be that rich and be a likeable human being.

I read am interview between Ross Douthat (#NYT) and Marc Andreeson this AM and it was mindboggling. The interviewer, openly conservative politically, is conversing with a tech billionaire who always considered himself a Democrat, until 2024 when he voted for trump...