I think that plate in the bottom right was their album cover.

With the mayoral race being called, will someone who runs the account for @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social please tell him I said to go fuck himself?

One team wins, 28 teams lose. Also there are the Rockies.

I was told there would be no math.

New stage of adulting reached: I have rehired someone who punched me in the face.

There are literally 2 of us.

On Brand with Jimmy Fallon is my "Oh, this is the bad place!" moment.

I have officially reached the "Locked my car but left the windows open" stage of life.

Am important part of making a traditional Italian tomato sauce is putting whole sprigs of fresh herbs into your wok.

He's also a bigot, so he's got that going for him. Which is nice.

I DON'T SEE YOU HERE DOG

Thanks for chiming in, Dick! We hate you.

Coldplay are the sound of four perfectly nice-seeming young men not really trying

Graffiti reading "When the last man finally kills god be sure to turn out the light".

More graffiti artists should do their work with me in mind.

Welcome to twenty minutes south of where I grew up. Can't say I know much around there these days, but if Allen Brothers in Westminster is still making cider donuts, get some for tomorrow's coffee.

I turned on NPR just in time for the host of Left, Right and Center to say, "Coming up, we'll discuss which side is winning America's culture wars." Has there ever been worse journalism done than that? You couldn't have a less important conversation if you tried.

Anyone who says they don't write lyrics like they used to has never heard Craig Finn announce "Listen to the back of the theater, I think they really love one another."

So, the rich ones?

That song is very important to me. I was a 17 year old punk fan when it came out. I heard it and realized "Wait. This sucks."

4 cds under 4 different artist names, all songs by Robert Pollard. My life is exciting.

Hell yeah. I will throw money at Robert Pollard forever.

Hi! I feel like you may not have meant to tag me here. But if you did, I make food and do not do journalism. I am bad at journalism. Either way, I hope you have a great day.

Anti-Vermont media bias.

The thing about AI is that they're not intelligent. They simply predict what the most likely word to come next is based on reading the entire internet. If you don't understand how this can be problematic, then hi Elon! Welcome to bluesky!

Please say this was part of a point/counterpoint piece where the counterpoint was "Fuck you in particular".

"Donald the dove" say people who will make money off journalistic coverage of any war he starts. How are you not convinced?!?

I never did have Anna roast me when CoC launched. Can I just transfer that into having her roast you now?

Making a playlist called Songs To Do Trucker Speed To that's just 'Ace of Spades' 20 times in a row.

We'll try not to have a tornado in your honor, but no promises.

Tom Thibodeau looks like he emerged from a lake in a 16th century Eastern European town where the villagers still tell scary stories about him.

I once went to a punk show and realized I employed half the members of the band. Time comes for all of us.