Ian Michael

I remember the days when a president could be impeached for lying about a consensual relationship with an appropriately aged woman…
Simpler times #itmfa

Every year there is movie that’s so incredibly over hyped, a cinematic milestone for generations to come I’m told, and I feel like I’m taking crazy pills because of how middle of the road it actually was.

Any way, congrats to Sinners, I guess.

Not as many three-breasted women here though…

Completely unrelated, what’s your address? 👀

Whenever I spent time on normie platforms (your threads, your Facebook), I become more and more convinced that a large part of our problem as a nation is the literacy crisis. People have trouble with basic reasoning. They can't follow very simple logic or compound sentences. It's disturbing.

a man in a dark room with the words i burn my decency for someone else 's future ALT: a man in a dark room with the words i burn my decency for someone else 's future

We really need a Luthen in this country right now…

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Saw this petition going around. Not sure if you saw it:
swiftcrm.com/equalityutah...

Media: [fumbles to rise to the occasion]

Media personality on socials: Why isn’t the media rising to the occasion?!

And repeat

This is the power of Fox News. None of this changes until the network is dismantled.

Uh oh. Did this just spoil something for me?

Two little girls in our summer camp came up to me and together rhythmically, patting their knees, said “We have kid-neys, you have adult-neys.” Then ran off laughing.

Also gotta love the lower cannons firing down into the ocean like we are at war with the fish of the sea.

Druckman is pushing crunch culture?!

Again?!

Gasp

100% agree. As should all franchises. Like Andor. And Last Jedi could have done that but his ending completely chickens out of being daring. I legitimately don’t know what the next Star Wars film would have been if Rey took Ben’s hand. That was an exciting idea. But nope. Back to the status quo.

You got it all wrong. If the movie came out after, I don’t know, let’s say 2005? It’s automatically bad.

I was seated next to a 5 year old during Fellowship of the Ring, worried the kid would be an absolute nightmare for 3 hours. Kid never moved. And when the credits hit, he said out loud “but when do they get to Mordor?”
Absolutely cinema.

What is the Peter Gunn theme, Alex?

‘Star Wars’ “Looks Terrible” in Screening of Long Lost Original 1977 Version The years have not been kind to the oft-romanticized original print of the sci-fi classic, which lacks all of George Lucas' post-release tweaks and polishes and looks "like a completely different film...

And apparently the true OG version (rarely seen) has aged poorly:
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

So… a full pardon and cabinet position?

Classic?

100% this!
Nuremberg level trials for all of these criminals and hate mongers. If you can’t get behind that, you shouldn’t run or hold office.

Ninja Terminator?!

When did this “Marvel-style humor” enter the lexicon? You know movies have always had jokes and quips in them, right?

God bless “reject all” buttons on cookie pop ups.

Mario Odyssey
Outer Wilds
Into The Breach

Gameplay!

Seriously Top 5 shows Netflix has ever created. And like all of their shows, buried and canceled.

The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

To be fair, this is about the same amount of funny as an actual Friends episode.