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Ian Michael

@tunkthetank.bsky.social

Perpetually tired gamer and movie buff. I created It Was A Sh*t Show and once saw Danny Boyle at the airport.

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I remember the days when a president could be impeached for lying about a consensual relationship with an appropriately aged woman…
Simpler times #itmfa

07.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every year there is movie that’s so incredibly over hyped, a cinematic milestone for generations to come I’m told, and I feel like I’m taking crazy pills because of how middle of the road it actually was.

Any way, congrats to Sinners, I guess.

22.01.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not as many three-breasted women here though…

17.01.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Completely unrelated, what’s your address? πŸ‘€

16.01.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I spent time on normie platforms (your threads, your Facebook), I become more and more convinced that a large part of our problem as a nation is the literacy crisis. People have trouble with basic reasoning. They can't follow very simple logic or compound sentences. It's disturbing.

16.01.2026 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1148    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 20
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a man in a dark room with the words i burn my decency for someone else 's future ALT: a man in a dark room with the words i burn my decency for someone else 's future

We really need a Luthen in this country right now…

02.07.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself with:
1 movie
1 book
1 TV show
1 album

15.01.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Petition to Preserve Harvey Milk Blvd Petition to Preserve Harvey Milk Blvd

Saw this petition going around. Not sure if you saw it:
swiftcrm.com/equalityutah...

12.01.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Media: [fumbles to rise to the occasion]

Media personality on socials: Why isn’t the media rising to the occasion?!

And repeat

20.09.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the power of Fox News. None of this changes until the network is dismantled.

06.01.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh oh. Did this just spoil something for me?

03.01.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Two little girls in our summer camp came up to me and together rhythmically, patting their knees, said β€œWe have kid-neys, you have adult-neys.” Then ran off laughing.

26.12.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also gotta love the lower cannons firing down into the ocean like we are at war with the fish of the sea.

23.12.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Druckman is pushing crunch culture?!

Again?!

Gasp

18.12.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100% agree. As should all franchises. Like Andor. And Last Jedi could have done that but his ending completely chickens out of being daring. I legitimately don’t know what the next Star Wars film would have been if Rey took Ben’s hand. That was an exciting idea. But nope. Back to the status quo.

15.12.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You got it all wrong. If the movie came out after, I don’t know, let’s say 2005? It’s automatically bad.

14.12.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was seated next to a 5 year old during Fellowship of the Ring, worried the kid would be an absolute nightmare for 3 hours. Kid never moved. And when the credits hit, he said out loud β€œbut when do they get to Mordor?”
Absolutely cinema.

13.12.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the Peter Gunn theme, Alex?

09.12.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Star Wars’ β€œLooks Terrible” in Screening of Long Lost Original 1977 Version The years have not been kind to the oft-romanticized original print of the sci-fi classic, which lacks all of George Lucas' post-release tweaks and polishes and looks "like a completely different film...

And apparently the true OG version (rarely seen) has aged poorly:
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

05.12.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So… a full pardon and cabinet position?

04.12.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Classic?

23.11.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100% this!
Nuremberg level trials for all of these criminals and hate mongers. If you can’t get behind that, you shouldn’t run or hold office.

23.11.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ninja Terminator?!

23.11.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When did this β€œMarvel-style humor” enter the lexicon? You know movies have always had jokes and quips in them, right?

23.11.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God bless β€œreject all” buttons on cookie pop ups.

16.11.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mario Odyssey
Outer Wilds
Into The Breach

15.11.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gameplay!

11.11.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously Top 5 shows Netflix has ever created. And like all of their shows, buried and canceled.

11.11.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

The words "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE" placed over David Lynch's face (a still from TWIN PEAKS THE RETURN).

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

07.11.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5550    πŸ” 2359    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 67

To be fair, this is about the same amount of funny as an actual Friends episode.

29.10.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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