Matthew

This year’s playlist is up and running. Click and save if you dare 😘

They hot crossing your buns over at recordersky

Everybody at work loves it when I get up into the air ducts and scuttle about like a crab

People talking about quitting other social media platforms is roughly 1/3 of Bluesky content rn 😢

Sorry my personality revolves around my Hamburglar butt cheek tattoo

do any americans go overseas, ride a bullet train, and think: nah, we don't need this?

they say dress for the job you want but i can’t get snakes to grow out of my head

The most relatable content

I am not too concerned with Facebook/Meta getting rid of all of its fact-checkers. I still get all of my information from an unimpeachable source: Shakira's hips.

Cuties

The Dr. Manhattan evaporating Rorschach meme, on Rorschach it says “Let’s finish setting up your device”, on Dr Manhattan it says “Remind me later”

I promise to let you outta the trunk once you admit I’m a lovely lil sweetie pie.

Long story short, it takes guts to joke about haggis.

What if the Soylent Green protein shake is the friends we made along with whey?

So like where are the memes and the shitposts

Is it all just (｡•́︿•̀｡) and (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ and the bleakest news possible because if so bluesky and I are not going to get along

I’ve had an alt for quite a while now lol

Oh hey ❤️

Oh god 😬