Sarah/Bat 🦇

My child insisted that I make a "brain and blood hat" for Halloween and now refuses to wear it. So this glorious hat will be reduced to a posted picture before collecting dust in the closet.

Being a special education instructor means being thrilled when a student has developed their fine motor skills enough to flip you off with the correct finger ❤️🖕

Obviously the bigger issue is disappearing people, I am not arguing that. But five year olds don't need to see insane fascist ads.

Toothless and Watson feel they have a strong case for copyright infringement.

I love how my daughter's biggest concern about @lildwu.bsky.social being out of town is that she is not going to have anyone to sass.

Nothing in my 7 years of parenting has been funnier than my daughter sobbing over a popped balloon and my son singing "I was born 7 years ago, so I know what it's like to feel pain"

This was one of my favorite pics from the night 🧡

I absolutely love when my 5 year old son is in charge of the car playlist. He will skip however many songs needed to get the right vibe, and the vibe changes every car ride. Today he went with Girl; Beck Badfish; Sublime Joanne; Lady Gaga and My Hero; Foo Fighters.

My submission of a toothless young man. Rightfully named Toothless.

I made my first attempt at sports photography this weekend and quickly realized it takes a lot more than a fancy camera and good lighting!
Roller derby just proves that any sport can be cooler if you add skates.

Alright, who do I need to bribe at my child's school to insure she wins the poster contest?
Additionally, my crafty perfectionist self is really being tested at the moment.

I absolutely love that the water bottle my 1st grader chooses to bring to school has a roller derby and community bail fund sticker on it.

Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.

God bless

Ugh, 30 minutes into Wild Robot, and I already know it's going to wreck me.

First time on the derby track since I broke my leg 7 months ago. It felt great!

Great show! Half the reason why I picked my derby name was for people to randomly shout "BAT!" at me.

Love you all 🩵🩷🤍 #transrightsarehumanrights

Hi @nytimes.com can you guess the meaning of the hand gesture I am making right now

Screenshot from Always Sunny of Mac, a white Nan with brown hair and scruff, saying “screw that old bitch. He’s a Nazi.”

I have successfully captured the yawns of 3/4 pets. All that is left is the spazzy pup.

he hates his admirers so, so much. it is a profound grief to him that he ever has to pretend to like them

With tiktok gone and finally removing facebook, what am I supposed to do? Parent without a phone in one hand?! 🙄

Vet: Daschunds are prone to back issues, so they should avoid things like jumping on the couch.

Meanwhile...

Obviously!

I present to you Noodle's first snow day:

Beast Boy is absolutely a straight edge.