AK

my mom at every family dinner:

my faves

i fucking hate pooping its such a waste of time

this guy is a chud but female is an adjective and woman/women is a noun, the phrase “woman friends/women friends” just sounds awkward

👀 i saw them for diary 30th but i wanna see another, more diverse set from them

makin a sh’more playin gears of war

idk who this is but its giving nonbinary

she could curl up right inside the faded mark on the ctrl button and take a lil nap

im still mad my phils lost to you guys in ‘09
if they reverse sweep the dodgers though i will come back to this post and have a mighty laugh at your expense

left is kiki right is bouba

a city is supposed to suck to drive in imo

im still waiting for my big break, as in i need to take a big break

old noby

my folks loved that place. they made an alright french dip

sidestepping through my cluttered room like an nfl kicker setting up

one time i took a hoodie off in front of a horse and it freaked out cause it supposedly thought i was peeling my skin off

what do you mean saying sam hyde is the shooter for the millionth time isn’t funny? lol

wkuk were leftists and they made some of the funniest sketch ever while absolutely not being PC. they’re my gold standard

squirt-pilled

gonna be that guy but *peek

the ability to spell the word peek is absolutely gone i feel insane

no

ive gotten none from neither

nah i think ill stay

whether something is or isn’t music isn’t an opinion. hip-hop is, objectively, music.

weed makes me so confident, its like magic. if i see a girl and think she’s cute i just hit the pen and tell ‘er

new bit: telling people your girlfriend is “mature for her age” even though she’s like 32

i beat a world of keflings when it was the xbox gold free game of the month

you loved undertale, you’re enjoying deltarune, now get ready for the third installment:

nude alert

nah im good

wtf did they do to my comment