Lynda Williams

It’s horrible and not even imaginative. I hope their car’s timing belt breaks and they drive over big sharp nails. And may their spectacles be smeared and their cloths greasy!

I’m the same about octopus and squid now

Tonight I helped Beavers do an egg drop and then dash over to the Cheltenham Lit Fest and watch an excellent panel discuss conspiracy theories. The two are not connected. Or are they?! @dorianlynskey.bsky.social @iandunt.bsky.social @mariannaspringbbc.bsky.social @philtinline.bsky.social

Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one

Ooh amazing I was right on both

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OMG Jack is back? Woooo!

What? You just haven’t added enough butter and pepper. Haggis, neeps and tatties rule forever!

Yikes, get well soon

Badenough is queen of pointless announcements and she has excelled herself with this one.

Never doubted you!

This is very true and it’s why I am gong to spend the weekend cold and wet instead of chilling on the sofa 😭

I still remember my grandparents’ number and they both died more than 25 years ago…

Alao,

Interesting headline re traffic or another local issue
[advert]
Vague teaser
[advert]
Local news from [completely different and irrelevant part of country]

Or maybe: Write from abstract only

Battery light says no

Excellent. RIP AI 😂

The utter hypocrisy

Oh that is so lovely and skilful

Black-and-white picture of two children playing in woodland. Also in the picture, there are 12 hidden animals including an owl, a bat and a squirrel.

An observation test for you - for your inner 8 year-old

“The artist has hidden 12 things in this picture. How many can you find?”

Treasure magazine, 1964
Official answers coming soon

(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one? 🙏)

Get a leftie one, much better!

And I just realised that my current mouse is right handed not left handed 🤣

I do tend to use right handed scissors now but as a child I really struggled - I do prefer my left handed waiter’s friend but it confuses everyone else!

I met a girl at uni who seemed to be truly ambi - she couldn’t tell you which hand she did anything with and she risked being deducted points at trampoline competitions for inconsistent direction of her twists because she was entirely random and couldn’t fix on one or the other!

I have a left handed tin opener 🤣

Ditto tooth brush, I change hands with the side

Bit of both? Eg, I prefer to write & use a mouse with my left and hold a sharp knife with my right but I can switch. Things like holding a cup I will use elther. Tennis rackets etc I switch to reach without realising!

Important info if you bought a car, motorbike or campervan on finance from April 2007 to Nov 2024.

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And yet I see people and businesses still following the generative AI willow the wisp into the bog… I just hope they wake up before the internet is entirely broken as a source of (possible) facts

I know, the prediction now is that the complete underwhelm of AI is going to crash the economy and make subprime mortgages look small. And it will be the least surprising thing EVER.