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Jake Knanishu

@cantorsparadise.bsky.social

Plaintiff's lawyer, southerner, cheesehead

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How did they manage to shoot the one cool Presbyterian?

08.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😑

08.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

08.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 14193    πŸ” 8046    πŸ’¬ 767    πŸ“Œ 618
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PAY ATTENTION: ICE is filing fake 911 calls in Chicago, weaponizing emergency services to provoke local police.

Ordinary citizens would be charged with a felony. ICE calls it strategy.

06.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4792    πŸ” 2621    πŸ’¬ 230    πŸ“Œ 226

I'm floored. Ellis essentially just told the govt. to suck it up. Cites incidents of judges getting doxxed.

"It's unfortunately part of the cost of doing business as a public servant," she says.

06.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 617    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 15

The fundamental truth of content moderation is that it never existed to protect users. It's the equivalent of HR, it exists to protect the company from legal and political liability.

06.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 369    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I think he can be on the coin, it should just have to be part of an image featuring every president Sgt. Peppers-style

06.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThat’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time… long time”

06.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like that the one for Word looks like an E

06.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which would be more embarrassing for an β€œeditor”? Getting caught using ChatGPT like this, or getting outed as someone whose own writing is indistinguishable from AI slopjargon

06.10.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you'd like to delight in a side-by-side comparison, here's Bari Weiss' reported note to CBS staffers (left) and the one I cooked up on ChatGPT with a quickly dashed-off prompt (right). Looking forward to hearing from you in the days and weeks ahead!

06.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2168    πŸ” 437    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 76

Strikes me much more as a β€œpower of segregation” guy

06.10.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My office manager, who is German, almost fell out of her chair when I told her that story

06.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a call with co-counsel in Oregon this afternoon. We chatted about the Immergut order

They said in their experience, she’s always tough like that, but β€œImmergut is always good”

No one else seemed to think that was as funny as I did

06.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was told not to teach a class on the intellectual histories of Zionism and Anti-Zionism next year - not because they doubted I could teach it fairly, but because it would attract too many politicians scrutinizing the syllabus.

A society where that is a valid fear is no longer fully democratic.

05.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2568    πŸ” 681    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 20

A certain contingent of the β€œwords matter” crowd seem to think that, by identifying a problem, you speak it into existence. Big shoot-the-messenger vibes on here

06.10.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

06.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9816    πŸ” 2767    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 35

If I were in the National Guard, I would just simply guard the nation instead of all that other stuff

06.10.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, but you’re a couple hundred years late

06.10.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In β€œwar zones,” soldiers famously worry about access to restrooms and lunch spots.

06.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

They, like the entire legal academy, probably just aren’t smart enough to figure out this one weird trick

06.10.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elite defense-lawyer mentality. Terrible attitude for an academic to have, especially one so public

05.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imminent harm for me, actual harm for thee

05.10.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How long do we think until the guys wearing β€œborder patrol” arm patches go back to jerking each other off in south Arizona instead of bodyslamming people in Chicago peacefully standing on a public sidewalk?

04.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Warning people of a β€œlarge and growing network of leftwing terrorism” that doesn’t exist, feverishly hoping that it comes to be

04.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

None of it was in pursuit of justice, but all of it was in pursuit of social media videos.

04.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4990    πŸ” 717    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 20

Unironically though, this is actually why we have dual sovereignty. This is actually what β€œstates’ rights” is for

This is how it will change, if it changes. At some point, the public will force state DAs, AGs, Mayors, etc. to prosecute ICE agents for their crimesβ€”or we won’t, and that’ll be that

04.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s called dual sovereignty. The federal government abuses and assaults protestors, and the state governments shield them from accountability

04.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBona fide”

04.10.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIn commenting on Obergefell, I am not suggesting that the decision in that case should be overruled”

…is how a lawyer says, β€œI will overrule it if someone asks me to because I believe the Constitution compels me to.”

03.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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