I don't think you even have to like Gretchen to recognize that she, as a best-selling horror writer with an active following, was a get for DC comic. A DC comic was not a get for Gretchen Felker Martin

I just used Shazam to discover The sound of the police.

I just used Shazam to discover The sound of the beast.

Donald Trump has been replaced with a teenaged Trump, an energy Trump, a cyborg Trump, and HUD secretary Scott Turner in power armour.

love you

smoking the shit that made humbert humbert

Saruman was really into fracking

i'm the guy who replies to your top 10 favorite albums list, an extraordinarily subjective and exclusive list by its very definition, with "you forgot music o'clock by gary guitar and the rockin' instrument band"

Broken #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS

This hand of mine glows with an average power. Nothing really going on there

When Nobody Comes to Fix the Bridge - Truthdig The decline and fall of a superpower, one piece of collapsed infrastructure at a time.

Every 7.5 minutes, an American man thinks about the Roman Empire. Albeit now with an increasingly dreadful sense of recognition.

the government is defunding hot ones

bienvenidos a Taqueria “Goku.” mi scouter ha detectado…un nuevo mundo de sabor

My #arcane charms are up for PRE-ORDER until the end of Feb!
Basically 3 in 1 little guys that are 60mm x 68mm big!
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Grandma who came back to life after 30 years: Haha, the sticker on the ketchup bottle is upside down. Somebody messed up at the factory!

Me: No, that’s how they do it now.

They're just trying to make a living to provide to their own kids. What's cruel is the corporation constantly rolling back benefits from their job, attempting to turn this career into glorified gig work. Christmas cards is small potatoes, Lisa.

Because the workers have bargaining power now. If they wait until after Christmas, the corporation won't care about them withholding their labour. This is the time of the year that the volume is high.

Certain types of benefits cheques being available at a courthouse, rather than available for delivery, is not decided by the union or the corporation, but the provincial government. The union wants to deliver all benefits cheques, that's why service is resumed for such a thing.

User doing the worst they can, being a bad person.

???

feta cheese ni alfredo

Encouraging an athlete I made up named Will Wonders by attending one of his games and holding up a sign saying “Never Cease!”

Putting aside the fact that I've never even heard of this movie, I can't believe that's the headline they went with

That guy who said "emotional damage" should be rich

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

You have been visited by Old Curly-Joe. Please make a wish.

Mario: Mama Mia! I feel so-a tired recently! I'm-a so lucky to have-a good friend like you taking care of me while I'm bedridden!
Me [mixing a single drip of strychnine into Mario's pot of porridge]: No problem Mario. I'll be here as long as it takes

Grendel and his mother wearing matching jumpsuits that say “Grendel’s mom” and “Grendel’s mom’s son”