Hugh Resnick

The basses are in the stalls, and the rest of the choir is by the trompettes en chamade.

You can Missa me with that. 🤪

Justly proud!

I’m now channeling Julie Brown: “Everybody run! The Supreme Court Justice has a gun!”

More like HORSES’ ASSES, Amirite?

I’m always reminded of this when a FB memory comes up from a previous year where I said something positive about the USMNT. It always seems we have to start from zero.

Our kids used to call this kind of church (to which they briefly attended a summer program) “The Church of the Holy Drum Kit”.

Maron’s ending his pod, Demento’s retiring, what’s going to be the third comedy retirement?

I served Placido Domingo a plastic cup of white wine at a post-opera reception.

To quote Bono:

“She wore lemon
To colour in the cold grey night
She had Heaven
And she held on, so tight”

This is The Human League, right?

Les Deux Cents Coups

I think “pondering” is a bit too weighty of a word for what they’re actually doing.

I shoulda been in the front pew.

And our mouth shall shew forth thy praise

Thought it was Allen Klein, the Beatles manager. Wasn’t he in charge of Apple for a bit?

TBH, there are a significant number of American Catholics who preferred Benedict XVI and who thought Francis too liberal. EWTN Catholics.

tl;dr Palm Sunday:

“Reed it, then weep.”

That M looks like it’s doing a walk of shame back to its apartment after an all-night bender.

It’s G**bbels standing in front of cells at Bergen-Belsen

Me in the national security group chat:

I can’t do it, but I’m surprised someone hasn’t Photoshopped Statler & Waldorf into that picture of TFG at the Kennedy Center.

Can’t wait for the “Comedians in Cars” episode where Jerry drives TFG around the White House in a Tesla, then go have six QPCs.

Sorry!

Does anyone else, while using this app, channel Kajagoogoo by singing “Blue Sky-sky, hush hush, eye to eye”?

No?

Ok.

The good news is that the United States is now corrupt enough for @fifaworldcup26.bsky.social to safely host the next World Cup here.

Not any more, unfortunately. He and his family moved to Traverse City, MI, to be closer to Chasten’s parents.

Every time I see an 18-wheeler which has Trans in the company name, I wanna go up to the driver, say “Thanks for supporting the non-binary community” and see the reaction. Especially if they have Bible versus on the back.

Nothin’ like seeing this in yr local paper.

Becker snark is best snark