Funbags McFuckstick

@mrrickygervais.bsky.social

Just tweeted you before I thought to check here, since obviously you'll be on here instead.

I see the free speech you so loved about America has gone to fucking shit. I don't understand how dense some people can be! Any thoughts on your fellow comedians being fired?

I would like to fly flags at half staff for every child killed in a school shooting

"He reviled, belittled, and demeaned large numbers of my fellow Americans, but he was quite cordial to me" sets my teeth on edge.

Why the fuck does RFK sound like he's buffering?

Pretty sure I hate my neighbours. They're either out the back garden in their smokehouse, laughing and making noise and smoke at all hours so we can't open the windows, or they're out the front of the house talking to friends and family at full volume, meaning no silence for me.

Cunts.

Just about to go to bed so I definitely won't be watching an earworm song or I'll never sleep 😂

Epic! But, everyone should be doing that.

Fuckoffffffffffff 😭😂😂😂

I'd like to have a stack of magnetic bumper stickers that say "carload of cunts" in my backseat, so I can apply them judiciously to strangers' vehicles on an ad hoc basis

Great, now I'm fkn singing that in my head 😒.

Picture is a screenshot of an email sent out by the American government regarding my current ESTA that allows me to gain entry to the US. It is warning me it is going to expire in August and to order a new one if I need it.

Eh....I'll wait...thanks...

Two images, both badly translated with the descriptions in the main skeet.

Looking for a new air cooler. I'm having trouble deciding between the one with the moisty wind or the one with the humfication.

Surprised Pikachu GIF ALT: Surprised Pikachu GIF

Temu when I stop buying from them because I'm not getting more than my money's worth

That is not pro-life.

My mom used to work for a real pro-life center. Free pregnancy tests, free counseling. Free medical care. Free clothing and furniture for mom and baby if they needed it. Connection to resources. Housing if they had none. No guilt if they didn’t keep it.

THAT is pro-life.

“Not that it really matters” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Everyone else, not me...

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client doesn’t feel guilty. Like, at all.

You know, after the number of horror movies that we've seen, you'd think people would stop buying rocking chairs by now.

There are two pictures, one is of two Maine coon kittens, one with a scrunched up neck and the other looking cute. The other picture is Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze in the SNL sketch where they are auditioning for the Chippendales. They look like the same picture in reverse.

I wonder why they reversed the image 🤔

😂😂😂😂, I better not let any of the lady cops see or they might come over all unnecessary!

Ha,exactly. I love it when American shows have swearing. It's so unrealistic when cops stop themselves😂

oh so he CAN send in the national guard when he wants to huh

Once I fixed the leaky faucet myself. Sure, the sink is now a decorative fountain, but the important thing is I didn’t have to admit I was wrong.

The Coward Goes to War Against America Trump wants Americans to turn violent. We will be steadfast.

A civil society doesn't allow the strong to brutalize the weak. It moves as far as possible away from brutality.

It's the exact opposite of what Trump seeks.
https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-dictators-revenge

Sorry, I’m not listening to folks who criminalize immigrants while voting for a criminal…

Hey corporate media, do your damn jobs.

~ Everyone

America is the only country I know where more people are offended by the use of the word cunt than they are by mass shootings.

Newsom: This is a national order. We’re talking about you and your state, your own backyard, all depending on the whim of a president who’s unhinged. Depending on how he’s feeling on a particular day, or who’s offended him because he didn’t like what they said on a Fox News clip.

My hometown has its charms!