LadiesMan217

"Some experts say staff shortages might have complicated forecasters’ ability to coordinate responses with local emergency management officials," per NYT.

Congrats to Lisa Murkowski on voting for a bill that she herself admitted was not ready in hopes that the House would change it. Now it’ll become law. She had the power to stop it, and instead chose to become complicit. That’s her legacy.

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

The U.S. plans to dump billions of flies from planes to fight a flesh-eating maggot The U.S. government is preparing to breed billions of flies and dump them out of airplanes over Mexico and southern Texas to fight a flesh-eating maggot.

The U.S. plans to dump billions of flies from planes to fight a flesh-eating maggot

Madre Fire, California’s biggest this year, surges to 52,000 acres The fire sparked in the Los Padres National Forest in San Luis Obispo County and was growing exponentially, officials warned. The area is mostly uninhabited.

A wildfire in California has grown to more than 52,000 acres since sparking on Wednesday, causing evacuation orders to be issued in San Luis Obispo County, about 120 miles northwest of Los Angeles.

The Madre Fire is the state’s biggest so far this year.

Mural of Statue of Liberty in shame unveiled in France the day before 4th of July

A Texas boy needed protection from measles. The vaccine cost $1,400. Due to the ongoing U.S. measles outbreak, a Texas man worried that his young son was at risk and took him to get vaccinated. The cost of the shot? $1,400.

Due to the ongoing U.S. measles outbreak, a Texas man worried that his young son was at risk and took him to get vaccinated.

The cost of the shot? $1,400.

kids are literally just a blast from the past if you think about it

He illegally started a war and nothing will happen because everyone in Congress is a spineless coward.

Donold’s 79th birthday parade was a pitiful failure.

The No Kings protests were a massive success.

How dare you! At no point did I give you permission to tickle my fancy

Screenshot of post from X “initial_rhi 8h Everyone in LA, when the Marines get here hand them your screenplay so they leave immediately”

A terrifying escalation:

You can't call immigrants lazy moochers looking for government handouts and then round them up at Home Depots where you know they are looking for work.

You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules.

Get your lies straight.

Harvey Weinstein convicted of sexual assault in New York retrial Harvey Weinstein has been convicted one one charge and acquitted on another, while the jury will continue deliberating on a third count.

Breaking news: Harvey Weinstein has been convicted by a New York jury of one charge of committing a criminal sexual act in his sexual assault retrial, a decision that comes more than a year after his 2020 conviction was overturned.

Double.

This is an important reminder: even the LAPD acknowledged yesterday that everything was peaceful.

Then Trump brought the chaos.

He is responsible.

I’m only here to promote GoFundMe accounts…

‘Cuz, I mean, Karen needs bunion surgery.

Aaron Rodgers could be closer to joining his third NFL team.

The four-time MVP QB is visiting the Pittsburgh Steelers on Friday, a source tells The Athletic.

Details: http://dlvr.it/TJgTY5

Therapist: *crying*
Me: *crying*
Therapist: *crying*
Me: *crying*
Therapist: *crying*
Me: *crying*
Therapist: okay, that’s all we have time for today
Me: see you next week

Me to my husband: “If you wanna break all the springs on this bed baby, I’m all for it!”

*continues to jump on the bed together holding hands*

Accidentally took one of my wife’s multivitamins and now I have a Pinterest account

I’m sorry, but my mom said I can only join a gang if we have matching cardigans.

For fun, DM "can I be honest with you..."
and then walk away for 2 hours.

She lit up a room, like a flashbang grenade.

ME: [texting wife] How did you get on at the doctor.

HER: Type 2 diabetes

ME: 2 diabetes

HER: Don't be there when I get home.

it’s too early for this shit

-me, whenever I wake up

Feeling kind of invincible right now (my leggings have pockets)