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Gary Middleman

@g4b3r34l.bsky.social

Not really old or nu just kind of mid

9 Followers  |  21 Following  |  15 Posts  |  Joined: 01.02.2025  |  1.9477

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Yeehaw!

09.10.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Isaac, the man with the world's biggest mouth, can eat four burgers at once 😲
YouTube video by Guinness World Records Isaac, the man with the world's biggest mouth, can eat four burgers at once 😲

Hey, I think I found the dude in the .5 percentile @doughboys.bsky.social
youtube.com/shorts/_ogeI...

09.10.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m 44 now. Tonight I’m going to watch Neverending Story with my dogs.

05.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I met this hilarious kid who was telling me about touching grass and how iPad kids don’t touch grass and they completely lose it if you touch their iPad. Got me thinking, what was the last year that a kid found a four leaf clover? Had to be like 2000, right?

04.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a ridiculous bid, Mike Johnson laughably proposes that Trump was a deep cover FBI informant. This guy thinks we are really dumb. Fuck Mike Johnson- fake ass Christian bitch.

06.09.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To think I thought PP stood Paramount Pictures and not Pedophile Protectors.

20.07.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't give these people your money...they worship a false king....

18.07.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@paramountpictures.bsky.social Hey you are a bunch of baby bitch cowards that paid off Trump. Enjoy being the lowest bitches til the day you die πŸ˜‚ pathetic

24.07.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Epstein Files is what the average MAGA wishes Hunter Biden’s laptop was.

20.07.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to worry that I might not live to see the next Fallout game, but with everything they’re doing with 76 ie fishing, adding way too many legendary effects, how bland Starfield was, etc I’m pretty sure it’s going to suck so now I’m ok if I die before it comes out.

16.07.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t really feel like celebrating Independence Day when we are being shit on by our government. Independence Day my ass. Where’s our freedom? I can drive wherever I want and buy whatever I want? Whoopdee goddamn doo, that ain’t freedom. #bigbullshitbill

06.07.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JD Vance? More like Poopedmy Pants πŸ˜‚ #jdvance

25.06.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you take anything that Tucker Carlson says seriously it’s time to shop for a coffin. He rolls up balls
of poop for a snack you can tell by his face.

10.04.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTrump is stuck in the 80’s. His music, his clothing, his thinking…”
-Tim Walz
Now that’s a jerk I can get behind.

03.04.2025 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Elon Musk's Blatant Lies About Social Security Fraud Hit New Low
YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder Elon Musk's Blatant Lies About Social Security Fraud Hit New Low

great segment from @majorityreport.bsky.social / Musk is lying badly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVqr...

03.04.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 1

The 51st state should be Puerto Rico. #elbowsup

12.03.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The White House Is One Giant Pyramid Scheme 3.11.25

The White House Is One Giant Pyramid Scheme

12.03.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9633    πŸ” 2498    πŸ’¬ 264    πŸ“Œ 86
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How much longer til America is great?

11.03.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 26567    πŸ” 5168    πŸ’¬ 1342    πŸ“Œ 318
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We're a global joke and a national disaster.

12.03.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 16614    πŸ” 2633    πŸ’¬ 1239    πŸ“Œ 275
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Need a shirt of this

12.03.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!

If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!

Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.

JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🀬 πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί

#24HourEconomicBlackout

27.02.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 66967    πŸ” 23193    πŸ’¬ 2220    πŸ“Œ 1478

My favorite part was when Kendrick was telling people to turn their tv’s off over and over #SuperBowl

10.02.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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