Brian “BMC” McCang

When a hugger meets a hug-avoider, one of them is going to be uncomfortable… and it’s almost always the latter.

I grew up in New England. I still spend a good chunk of the summer there. So tonight I’m rooting for all the racists to out themselves with their selective outrage over a song & dance routine at a football game. #superbowlLX

Watching a doc about a brilliant accomplished highly educated self made black woman would do them a lot of good I think.

Skeleton sledders are amazing athletes. They’re basically doing a plank in 4Gs for 2 minutes while getting shaken like a martini. 😳

Mamdani is not normal.

He’s better.

It is more expensive to build quality software than most people think. It is even more expensive to write bad quality software.

Yes but racism!

@nytimes.com cowards! You know this is not journalism.

@nytimes.com fix your mendacious headline. This is shoddy editorial that deliberately obscures the facts and you know it. “The US Government is lying.” Is what you meant.

A lot of the kids ICE has kidnapped will be sold to slave factories in Central America and south East Asia to manufacture more cheap shit for you to buy on Amazon.
Prove me wrong.

Mosad would like a word…

Whatever her security detail is, double it.

The Pitt is a snuff film.

Owning cats is a great way to keep a box of poop in your house.

I have kids so the thermostat is set to…

67

In my twenties I spent most of my money on drugs and nightclubs, and the rest I wasted.

Donald Trump raped children.

“Stop trying to make fetch happen.”

Applies to computers on your wrist, on your face, or on your shirt.

Fun fact. Glenn Burke who is mentioned in that Wikipedia page is generally credited with inventing the High Five.

Donald Trump raped children.

You’d make a good Tevye.

I have managed online communities.

This is absolutely true.

Prune the weeds and your garden will flourish.

Lisbon and San Francisco have a lot of the same best and worst qualities.

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You have a strong precedent of featuring sexual dimorphism. It would be malpractice to only show the male mallard. 🦆

10yo: make a wish
Me: I wish for world peace and goodwill toward humankind
10yo: I wish for unlimited shrimp rolls
Me: yeah that’s better

My best bike memory of 2025 may have been my first race at the ripe age of 47. My goal was to not dead and not drop. I successfully held on to be a mamil pack filler. Or maybe it was bikepacking on Overlook Mountain. Call it a tie.

Shout out to my fellow dads out there cleaning up wrapping paper and muttering to yourself.

An absurdly long CVS receipt. It’s a meter long for a purchase of 4 items.

CVS clearly gets the joke and is leaning in.

Some real scumbags get a pass in the first round thanks to matching against even scummier scumbags.

In the immortal words of Nietzche:

What does not kill me, creates trauma that demands decades of therapy to unwind.