@joegenau.bsky.social
Presbyterian minister, Mets fan, home chef, improv dork, unapologetically progressive.
We’ve been waiting for the singularity — what nobody saw coming was that it would simple be a merger of crappy AI and Boomers.
08.11.2025 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’re two innings from tariffs on left-handed bat stretchers.
#mlb #worldseries #bluejays
For the 387th time this year: YES. I KNOW WHAT “OPPO TACO” MEANS! Ahhh!!! #mlb #alcs #nlcs
17.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I started taking a drink every time AJ said “I’m sorry” and now I am too drunk to make a joke about how drunk I am. #alds #tigers #mlb #mariners
11.10.2025 04:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I usually go at 10 on like a Tuesday — job perk — but a couple weeks ago I hit it at like 2 pm and all them moms were off putting on armor for car line and it was bliss.
We should just meet there and make fun of the crazy.
I think the only way you could consider autism an epidemic and not gun violence would be if a worm ate part of your brain
26.04.2025 22:08 — 👍 99 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 2I got mine from a local bookstore, but now I’ll have a second one to give because BIRMINGHAM IN JUNE!!!
04.04.2025 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No!
04.04.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ewwww
29.03.2025 14:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate!
27.03.2025 14:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bahahaha!
28.02.2025 23:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
Just another day on which to be grateful to have had a dad who loved me
28.02.2025 20:37 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The Yankees changing their beard policy means, unfortunately, that every former Yankee who Earned His Pinstripes will now have to re-earn them.
21.02.2025 17:03 — 👍 194 🔁 9 💬 15 📌 0Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
17.02.2025 23:28 — 👍 57817 🔁 7473 💬 582 📌 198Eddie’s been great all night — it feels like so long since we’d seen him be legit funny
17.02.2025 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Musk-Trump administration is objectively pro-cancer
14.02.2025 20:54 — 👍 460 🔁 147 💬 20 📌 4at home and abroad, their whole plan is for everyone to be poorer, sicker, or just plain dead
12.02.2025 21:21 — 👍 976 🔁 195 💬 26 📌 7Proud we’re in on this
12.02.2025 00:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They’re looking for grants with the word “pollution” to pull — thus eviscerating fully half of my elementary education.
(The other half was to say no to alcohol and drugs, which I eviscerated myself.)
And my skin cleared up!
11.02.2025 14:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Call your R reps. If you have a regional accent, make the most of it. Tell them you didn't vote for CANCER and ask them what the hell they're gonna do to stop Musk and Trump. reps.fyi
08.02.2025 13:53 — 👍 4159 🔁 1893 💬 66 📌 81
We used to boycott South Africa for apartheid.
06.02.2025 00:10 — 👍 12617 🔁 2850 💬 2273 📌 470She said it! Six more weeks of winter guys.
05.02.2025 20:17 — 👍 480 🔁 46 💬 12 📌 0
hey quick question does Goliath win in that story
02.02.2025 18:06 — 👍 33353 🔁 5344 💬 1056 📌 552I particularly like “the bad, the weird, the darkly funny and existentially threatening” - we need a color-code and everything
30.01.2025 16:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ohhhhh snap
29.01.2025 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump rescinded Biden's Executive Order to lower prescription drug costs for Americans, which will be devastating for tens of millions of people.
We need to stay focused on issues like that—not on the shiny, offensive distractions like Elon's weird salute.
I want to be in the lunch line in heaven behind David Lynch and Bob Uecker.
Eternity just got really weird
to be fair they did used to have an episode of crash course.
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