Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert

two teenage mutant ninja turtles are talking about pizza Alt: Michelangelo and Donatello are hanging out and Mikey is saying “pizza dude’s got thirty seconds”

Lifelong vocal stim:

Pizza dude’s got thirty seconds.

when you're transitioning, even well-meaning people will tell you that they're mourning your pre-transition self. which feels really normal and cool to hear, that you killed someone they loved by becoming this new thing

If me & my mum had *allegedly* offered financial aid to assist my brother in covering up his involvement in a pedophile, sex trafficking ring I would expect the police to have some questions for me.

If I was also THE HEAD OF STATE AND THE FUCKING KING I would expect journalists to also be curious.

So misconception about the radical body transformation of Christian Bale. Right after the Machinist, which released in 2004, he bulked the FUCK up to play Batman in Batman begins, which came out in 2005. American Hustle wasn't until 2013, but that was also only 1 year after The Dark Knight Rises.

dem leaders just think trans people are gross and they resent being asked to give a shit about what happens to us. that's it

Occasional reminder, Chicago besties: We Do Not Eat At Warlord.

no. the king isn't fine with his brother being arrested.

he's sacrificing his brother in an effort to protect the crown.

it's entirely self-serving.

just want to point that out bcos im see'ing a couple 'gotta hand it to charles' posts and no, no, you do not have to hand it to him.

This happened to my client and dearest friend @siridahl.com. Grateful to Noelle for reporting this, and grateful to @404media.co for supporting and championing this sort of reporting.

Good blog from @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social. It's this, for me. No amount of boosted efficiency will offset the fact that "AI" is going to make life more grueling, expensive, and speculative for us. It's been Silicon Valley's playbook for like, 20 years.

The last time a senior member of the reigning royal family was arrested: Charles I in 1647

‘Prince Andrew believed having sex with me was his birthright’: Virginia Giuffre on her abuse at the hands of Epstein, Maxwell and the king’s brother In an extract from her posthumous memoir, Virginia Roberts Giuffre remembers the day an ‘apex predator’ recruited her from Mar-a-Lago, aged just 16; how she was trafficked to a succession of wealthy a...

Rest in power, Virginia Giuffre.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Every royal is a rotten parasite - either a racist pedo banqueting off of our taxes, or endlessly willing to shield their incestuous clan of imperial dogs from accountability - arrest them all & turn their palaces into refugee accommodation & libraries.

This is my moderate public opinion.

Miss I am trying to work

Jack Posobiec on twitter sharing a video of Baelor Targaryen from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms with the caption "This is white culture"

oh you think white people don't have culture? what about this sickly family of incestuous warlords from a book i didn't read?

it's stupid because it inherently means accepting the silicon valley line on AI.

"the left" is like ten people. AI skeptics are most of the country. because we're well aware there are certain specific things the tech can do but ZERO evidence it's a multi trillion dollar industry

Imagine getting your shit wrecked by an app with no sentience that can still detect you're untethered to reality and tells you about it

Actor Wallace Shawn.

Begging @jamesgunn.bsky.social to put this man in a purple derby and let him annoy Superman.

yeah the blog about the left hating ai is just unbearably stupid and sooooooooooooooo long?

River really is the fuckin' pits, man

Male, female, nonbinary, straight, gay, bi, trans: everyone HATES River Ward.

The Mandalorian and Grogu trailer cannot possibly be better than the extremely pornographic Mandalorian fanfic Rough Day

So it seems like my once radical position of “the existence of a border implies the violence needed to defend it so in order to end all war we must abolish all borders” is becoming mainstream

I get the strategic value of monitoring what he says but I think a lot of people don't understand that he just has tantrums, he'll renounce and un-renounce Trump a dozen more times this year

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Brianna was not murdered by a phone. She was murdered with knives by two 15-year-old kids who grew up in the toxic atmosphere of British society, fed by the media and government.

We know this because phones are not capable of penetrating human skin 28 times, across her head, neck, chest, and back.

Willow Nightingale taking a mirror selfie in a hotel room with sunglasses pushing hair back on top of her head and in a white dress

I saw that today marks the start of Ramadan, Mardi Gras, and Lunar New Year. That means like HALF of the world is celebrating

Things have generally been feeling progressively bleaker and heavier, so hopefully we can all grab some good vibes today while they’re free flowing💖

I think we all need to understand that the Democrat party as a whole is very very right wing and has been that way the majority of our lives.

The distinction of ‘liberal’ does not mean leftist or left leaning, it is neoliberal economic policy championed by the likes of Reagan and Clinton.

it really was a supreme act of cowardice and political stupidity that democrats didnt turn trans rights into a policy pillar like gay marriage after the massive nationwide backlash against north carolinas bathroom ban in 2016

how is this not an Always Sunny bit