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Duncan Parker Newton-Gaines, #1 Mech Pervert

@drfunkin.bsky.social

Actually just three shitposts in a floral print. Abenaki Heritage. Agender Adonis. Pronouns: Any. Wrestlesplania Hunk of the Year

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Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.

31.10.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7782    πŸ” 2848    πŸ’¬ 342    πŸ“Œ 148

the second best time to listen to us, believe us, and fight for us

IS NOW

30.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from rhystic studies from 2018:
Standard 
 75 cards 
 bans every day 
costs $40,000 
can't even play Young pyromancer 

EDH:
100 Cards
You can just drink beer and play eight drops 
Beer 
Eight drops

Tweet from rhystic studies from 2018: Standard 75 cards bans every day costs $40,000 can't even play Young pyromancer EDH: 100 Cards You can just drink beer and play eight drops Beer Eight drops

eternal reminder
@rhysticstudies.bsky.social

30.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 499    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 6
Tweet from John Podhoretz reading: "My mother was a  Heritage board member for 40 years. You have befouled her, you rancid wretch of an amoeba."
quoting Kevin Roberts, president of the Heritage Foundation, tweeting: "There has been speculation that 
@Heritage
 is distancing itself from 
@TuckerCarlson
 over the past 24 hours.

I want to put that to rest right nowβ€”here are my thoughts:"

Tweet from John Podhoretz reading: "My mother was a Heritage board member for 40 years. You have befouled her, you rancid wretch of an amoeba." quoting Kevin Roberts, president of the Heritage Foundation, tweeting: "There has been speculation that @Heritage is distancing itself from @TuckerCarlson over the past 24 hours. I want to put that to rest right nowβ€”here are my thoughts:"

The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.

30.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4678    πŸ” 997    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 158

So many people who posture themselves as staunch leftists/liberals/etc, publicly fight all day on social media with bigots, but keep a friend group of the Sinister Six because they fear actual conflict.

When your activism starts outward, you're only avoiding the most important fight.

30.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 412    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2
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The US government is packed from top to bottom with racist violent settlers since they first washed ashore.

30.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 34

"so we're in a kind of platonic polycule"
'log off the internet for a while. that's called having friends.'

04.10.2024 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

30.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4433    πŸ” 1014    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 7

β€œsome people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

30.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10877    πŸ” 2737    πŸ’¬ 197    πŸ“Œ 198

its slow moving but tense and beautifully shot

30.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent choice. I went with STALKER for today's Glgrey bullshit

30.10.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A nine year old brown boy living in NYC on 9/11 who grew up to love the city knows more about New York culture and New York values than this bitter, bilious husk of man riding his father’s coattails into his seventh decade could ever know

29.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1494    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4
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ADL removes β€˜Protect Civil Rights’ from website as it narrows its mission amid right-wing attacks The removal took place after FBI Director Kash Patel said he would cut ties with the ADL, though it is unclear if that has happened.

there are two schools of thought on protecting Jewish safety in America: we either fight for a pluralistic democracy where we are safe because minority rights are protected or we seek junior partner status in the MAGA white nationalist alliance

the ADL has chosen a side

forward.com/fast-forward...

30.10.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 647    πŸ” 261    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 15

Tom reading me for fucking FILTH working from home as an IT professional with unmedicated ADHD in this episode.

30.10.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there's an easy way to opt your entire channel out, but that means people actually need to be aware and do it, which of course they are betting on people not having a clue. Garbage to force this shit on people bsky.app/profile/ricd...

30.10.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it was never even a question in my mind that David Byrne would be on the right side of this shit

30.10.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1575    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

Hey everyone, here's a real simple way to disable "Super Resolution" on your channels:

β€’ YouTube Studio
β€’ Settings
β€’ Channel
β€’ Advanced settings
β€’ Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance visual quality"
β€’ Uncheck "Let YouTube enhance audio quality"

29.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5899    πŸ” 4615    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 99
Pen and ink drawing of Gomez and Morticia from The Addams Family

Pen and ink drawing of Gomez and Morticia from The Addams Family

Pen and ink Gomez and Morticia Addams from this day in 2016 πŸ–€

29.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 682    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
A roughly drawn chart with large text at the top that says "recognizing ghost types" with a subtitle that says "there are many kinds of ghosts and we can learn about all of them, ok"

Then there are several drawings of different ghosts, mostly sheet ghosts of sorts
Rude - on a skateboard, flipping the bird
Discreet - wearing sunglasses and a hat
Long - long
Hunk - has handsome chiseled features
Forgotten Chores - is looking at a to do list
Satan - has horns
Pervert - has a giant foot
Melting - goop
Dad - has a mustache and wrinkles
Bird - has a beak and wings
Sultry - is laying down with a hand on its head
2 Parter - is cut in two horizontally
Freaky - a weird looking one that has arms and legs and giant eyes and a sideways mouth
Past Memory - inside a polaroid
Floating Head - you can figure this out, it's a severed head
Flat - i think you get the idea
tiny - very small, this is also self explanatory
mouth - mouth
video tape - a small ghost coming out of a tape
silly - wearing groucho glasses and has a fake arrow through head headband
And a big one in the center labeled "normal style"

A roughly drawn chart with large text at the top that says "recognizing ghost types" with a subtitle that says "there are many kinds of ghosts and we can learn about all of them, ok" Then there are several drawings of different ghosts, mostly sheet ghosts of sorts Rude - on a skateboard, flipping the bird Discreet - wearing sunglasses and a hat Long - long Hunk - has handsome chiseled features Forgotten Chores - is looking at a to do list Satan - has horns Pervert - has a giant foot Melting - goop Dad - has a mustache and wrinkles Bird - has a beak and wings Sultry - is laying down with a hand on its head 2 Parter - is cut in two horizontally Freaky - a weird looking one that has arms and legs and giant eyes and a sideways mouth Past Memory - inside a polaroid Floating Head - you can figure this out, it's a severed head Flat - i think you get the idea tiny - very small, this is also self explanatory mouth - mouth video tape - a small ghost coming out of a tape silly - wearing groucho glasses and has a fake arrow through head headband And a big one in the center labeled "normal style"

Let's Learn about types of ghosts

29.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1025    πŸ” 274    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 16

This sucks!

29.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 379    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
Ross Bryant, flanked by Lou Wilson and Jiavani, saying "We robbed the Louvre!"

Ross Bryant, flanked by Lou Wilson and Jiavani, saying "We robbed the Louvre!"

this was filmed april 4th 2025

29.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2873    πŸ” 402    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 19

The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented

29.10.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2452    πŸ” 365    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 9

Cancel your Spotify Premium, export your playlists & delete your account NOW

They're refusing to take down ICE ads

29.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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*Terra's theme plays*

14.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1356    πŸ” 550    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 6

If it would be tone deaf and inappropriate to get married at Auschwitz or a 9/11 memorial, why is it acceptable to get married at a plantation? And more so, WHY would you want to?

29.10.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 441    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 17

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

28.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12951    πŸ” 2964    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 89

They've had several months since he won the primary and the best they can come up with is he used a pretty normal colloquial usage of the word "aunt" to describe someone who he's slightly more distantly related to than a biological aunt, while relaying her distress about a traumatic period of time

28.10.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man

kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative

28.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1318    πŸ” 291    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 7
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

28.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 14176    πŸ” 4405    πŸ’¬ 118    πŸ“Œ 249

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