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Baseball & cats & aquariums & whatever else I feel like he/him/any OH->CA->IN on the edge of Gen X / Gen Y

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Post your contextless "Photoshops"

19.02.2026 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The team might be dreadful, but the stands are full every night. They still do a fans fest, unlike Cleveland.

18.02.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally found an organization that cares less about their fans than the Guardians

18.02.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course the blue wave account that reposts nothing but follow farm content has a list.

18.02.2026 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since when has the DNC actually cared about who gets the most votes? They'll do their damnedest to make sure anyone remotely progressive gets thrown under the bus and then back the bus up over them again just to make sure.

18.02.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pssh. It's not even spelled the same. Everyone knows Noah was married to Joan Van Ark.

17.02.2026 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate how I still recognize who this was.

17.02.2026 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oof. I did this once years ago. My plane from California to Ohio landed early in the morning and I drove straight from the airport to work.

16.02.2026 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're in for a treat

16.02.2026 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe the real marshmallow was all the coal we fed into power plants along the way

15.02.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Hey guys, every bit of evidence that drops shows that every person in the world with political or economic power is a child rapist that wants to kill all poor people. Obviously the perverts are being persecuted by everyone wanting consequences for this, right?"

15.02.2026 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My searches are failing me again. I'm trying to find visual art or poems by artists who have been impacted by Christian colonizers under the guise of "missions." Please boost? Working on church thing about modern colonialism.

15.02.2026 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big mood.

15.02.2026 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even the most centrist liberal people are starting to feel pressure from unaffordable healthcare, housing, food, etc. Then you see the democratic position being "money for cops and war only" and it's getting harder to justify why.

13.02.2026 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know if it was real he's never shutting up about it.

13.02.2026 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It feels like more and more people are embracing left wing views and yet the DNC still cares more about fighting the left.

13.02.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like two weeks later and dude didn't even have a mark on his ear and right after that nobody ever talked about it again. Feels pretty fuckin fake.

13.02.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shmi/her pronouns herself

12.02.2026 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm looking at Fluxer right now and it looks like it does pretty much what I want from a discord-like platform. I suppose it depends on how many other people are willing to use it, but so far I'm liking that as an alternative.

12.02.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's important to know that as long as it's plugged in most TVs are never actually off. It's convenient, because you don't have to wait for them to connect to the internet when you first turn them on, but that also means they're constantly connected to the internet even when they're not turned on.

12.02.2026 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've consistently voted Democrat because it's obviously the better option in a broken system, but it's so broken, and settling for someone like a Biden or Newsom or anyone else that doesn't want to change the broken system is just a slightly slower death than the current GOP system.

11.02.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Abolish ICE gets walked back to "limit and regulate ICE" - even when they're already not following existing limits or regulations.
Nobody gets held accountable for naked corruption, because nobody else in power wants to be held accountable for their corruption in the future.

11.02.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Steps are good, but the problem we've had is that each step forward comes at the cost of something else, or the steps are small and immediately walked back as soon soon as the Democrats are out of power. Universal healthcare gets watered down to affordable for-profit healthcare that's unaffordable.

11.02.2026 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Email screenshot

Heading: Saw your name in the Epstein Files

Body: Hey Matt, don't worry I'm only kidding.
Just figured I'd try to get your attention and if you're reading this is worked!
We work with building startups that are looking to automate pipeline generation.

Email screenshot Heading: Saw your name in the Epstein Files Body: Hey Matt, don't worry I'm only kidding. Just figured I'd try to get your attention and if you're reading this is worked! We work with building startups that are looking to automate pipeline generation.

11.02.2026 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a rather weak attempt when nobody at the top is willing to give more than a token gesture toward the things you mention. Democrats can't claim to serve the people when their first priority is serving their donors and the system that keeps them above consequences.

11.02.2026 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My guy, I live in a deep red state where my presidential and Senate votes count for nothing. I've still voted for every shitty liberal the DNC puts forth from Al Gore to Kamala. You don't need to be supporting horrible people like Newsom 2 years before there's even a primary.

11.02.2026 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has zero convictions except protecting capital interests and has already shown he's willing to harm marginalized people. Aside from not being as overt as the current regime, how is this taking America down a different path?

11.02.2026 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Liberals like Gavin ARE fascists, you dumbfuck

11.02.2026 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The only thing I saw was Kid Rock lip synching and not even making any effort to actually move his lips along. It felt like the last 5 minutes of an Almost Sunny episode.

09.02.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Blake Bortles and Tom Brady have combined for 5 Super Bowl Titles, 4 Super Bowl MVP Awards, 12 Pro Bowls, and 2 NFL MVP Awards.

Blake Bortles and Tom Brady have combined for 5 Super Bowl Titles, 4 Super Bowl MVP Awards, 12 Pro Bowls, and 2 NFL MVP Awards.

Same energy

09.02.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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