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my mom let me watch Harold and Maude when i was 8

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once again I call upon you, Morbid Stuff (PUP, 2019), to save me from my sins

23.09.2024 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

look at them. they know how to grab stuff. cats know how hands work

14.05.2024 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like cats could have evolved opposable thumbs if they wanted to

14.05.2024 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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go ahead and guess what game this is about

14.05.2024 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
handshake meme showing cats and obi wan Kenobi sharing the high ground

handshake meme showing cats and obi wan Kenobi sharing the high ground

happy star wars day to all who celebrate

04.05.2024 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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worst fucking doctor's office i've ever been to

01.06.2023 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1623    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 7

Offline Man, Offline Man
Has opinions about Smartphone Ban
Would it be hard? He says it'd be hard
Offline Man

25.03.2024 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 360    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

i hope toriyama got to see Sand Land's baller ass opener before he passed

06.04.2024 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sorting my screenshot folder and I have no idea what this was for

04.04.2024 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

which do you guys think John de Lancie gets more royalties from, star trek or my little pony

01.04.2024 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ZERO INTEREST RATE GUY: [after purchasing hospital campus] so to me what i am seeing is this "patient care" shit is a huge drain on the system

24.03.2024 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

screaming wesley is a clone that got loose when Data tried to reenact the book in the holodeck and it short circuited

18.03.2024 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wesley failing his oral exam at the academy because he can't stop screaming like the tennis kid in infinite jest

18.03.2024 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i think it's pretty cool when jean luc picard refers to ulysses as 'light reading'

18.03.2024 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a copy of Elden ring

a copy of Elden ring

did u know if ur having a shitty day you can just

08.03.2024 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's not THAT loud so i'm just pretending there's an outdoor show down the street

04.03.2024 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my upstairs neighbors are blasting music again but tbh this time i don't feel like I have much right to take issue since I rewatched ghost in the shell at 4am this morning

04.03.2024 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what's crazy about NYT's blatant Z
zionism is that it manages to bleed into their crosswords even. answers like "tel aviv", "bibi", "uzi", "israel", appear at least several times per week

02.03.2024 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The CDC says you can chew the gum you find on the subway benches. It builds up your immunity. Also walking on the tracks is a great way to get to where you’re going without having to wait for a train! Walkingβ€”and perhaps running!β€”is great exercise.

02.03.2024 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope everyone clinging to whiteness chokes to death on it

02.03.2024 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2
a gray cat under a blanket

a gray cat under a blanket

he's baby

02.03.2024 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
the times square brawl suspect who was released after being exoerated flipping off the camera

the times square brawl suspect who was released after being exoerated flipping off the camera

kid rock's 'hey authority' tweet where hes giving the camera the finger standing outside "state court"

kid rock's 'hey authority' tweet where hes giving the camera the finger standing outside "state court"

you can explain basically all of modern conservativism and what they stand for in the difference between these two pictures

02.03.2024 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 256    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

This is what I mean. This is what my Syrian refugee friend shared today. The juxtaposition makes me sick.

NO NOT CLICK PHOTO unless you want to see dead bodies.

02.03.2024 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

right, but where exactly are the people buying that property? shouldn't we do something to discourage them too?

02.03.2024 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah that makes sense, remind me though, where is the practice taking place again?

02.03.2024 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is referring to is a multi national sales event for houses in the West Bank for only white Jewish people. These events are being held in synagogues, because this is illegal under domestic and international law. Houses where Palestinians are already living in. This is the protest w/ the context.

02.03.2024 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dune-based names for cats:

paul catreides
leto catreides
baron vladimir harkitten
purry halleck
wellington meuw
beans rabban
duncat idaho
thufur hawat
reverend mother gaius helen meowhiam

21.06.2023 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 8
Excerpt:
The Office has recorded at least 14 incidents involving shooting and shelling of people gathered to receive desperately needed supplies

Excerpt: The Office has recorded at least 14 incidents involving shooting and shelling of people gathered to receive desperately needed supplies

The Flour Massacre was not unique. The United Nations has identified 14 separate incidents of Israelis shooting at people in Gaza trying to receive aid.
reliefweb.int/report/occup...

02.03.2024 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 503    πŸ” 378    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 10

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