(has ownership of a sandbox version of earth where my wildest dreams come true) kamala harris is president and healthcare and food are still reserved for those with money
18.11.2025 21:20 β π 559 π 71 π¬ 15 π 3@sharktrager.bsky.social
I-5, USA. Arsenal. Jodeci. Food?
(has ownership of a sandbox version of earth where my wildest dreams come true) kamala harris is president and healthcare and food are still reserved for those with money
18.11.2025 21:20 β π 559 π 71 π¬ 15 π 3Margerine Tailor Whatβs In the Box (margerine is fake butter, sheβs a fake Republican; tailor because she tailors her opinions to whatever suits her needs; Green is the color of envy which is a deadly sin, 7 deadly sins, the movie Se7en, whatβs in the box) is such a loser!!!!
15.11.2025 17:01 β π 321 π 27 π¬ 17 π 1I agree with this but would settle for "you have to go someplace that sucks to do it." If you want to do some stupid six-leg parlay you should have to say it aloud to a person through a little microphone at an OTB that's lit like the MTA offices in the original Taking Of Pelham 123.
10.11.2025 23:48 β π 274 π 15 π¬ 22 π 0After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called βBlast Zone: Pizza & Arcadeβ valued at $2.7 trillion
02.11.2025 15:09 β π 3067 π 758 π¬ 30 π 39They finally built a machine that can simulate peaking on edibles
31.10.2025 18:49 β π 1424 π 258 π¬ 29 π 4Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet
Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet
31.10.2025 16:01 β π 1132 π 124 π¬ 23 π 9If you have home plate seats at the World Series and they catch your ass dinking around on your phone back there a big claw game thing should come down and pluck you up and out by the head.
28.10.2025 01:30 β π 1218 π 111 π¬ 23 π 2Genuine Democratic outrage at real scandals never gets the press saturation of performative Republican outrage at fake scandals.
22.10.2025 22:38 β π 668 π 161 π¬ 16 π 9Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...
18.10.2025 01:59 β π 1939 π 345 π¬ 87 π 291Billionaires demanding to be as key as the candidates in the election process is kind of giving up the game.
18.10.2025 00:44 β π 260 π 52 π¬ 16 π 1There are lots of more glaring and physically brutal basic violations of rights going on but itβs weird how ICE just seems to be freely stealing and wrecking peopleβs possessions too
04.10.2025 17:20 β π 2474 π 844 π¬ 63 π 30Athletic Club Bilbao hosted Palestinian refugees at San Mames Stadium in a moving tribute followed by a standing ovation.
04.10.2025 17:49 β π 284 π 104 π¬ 7 π 17Yeah, someone think of the sanctity of the game! Take it from the lady who used to be in the weirdly horny GoDaddy dot com Super Bowl ads! Super tasteful!
02.10.2025 23:52 β π 440 π 15 π¬ 22 π 0Five years ago, @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social and I did a story about rural Oregon's fever dream that Antifa was coming to their town from Portland.
Hundreds showed up armed downtown because they heard on Facebook that "Antifa buses" were coming.
No buses came so they said Antifa "retreated."
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
26.09.2025 16:00 β π 15100 π 3872 π¬ 119 π 104Dang ol' ck one works every timeπ«π§
24.09.2025 21:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i've been thinking a lot about the historical record on this and how hard it will be to communicate that this guy was a fucking nobody
21.09.2025 15:15 β π 2927 π 414 π¬ 42 π 30Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and youβll get over it in no time
10.09.2025 21:08 β π 16004 π 4277 π¬ 144 π 60Information environment has reached its grotesque conclusion in that there is a very real killer out there who has not been identified, apprehended, or investigated, a detail practically inconsequential to nearly every commentatorβs purposes.
10.09.2025 21:27 β π 5727 π 1004 π¬ 104 π 39The car wash needs to be slower. Itβs great in there. Make it thirty minutes. I will pay extra for the inconvenience
18.08.2025 20:12 β π 3036 π 358 π¬ 0 π 0This clip of Mark Maron talking about the comedies who helped usher in all this nonsense is pretty cathartic.
08.08.2025 18:52 β π 806 π 169 π¬ 12 π 17Ok man for the sake of argument let's say "it's not a genocide." How about Israel stops killing hundreds every single day right now so it doesn't eventually catch up to your personal red line? No? You don't want that either? Well I guess I'll go fuck myself then.
03.08.2025 23:03 β π 314 π 52 π¬ 6 π 1here's a death you can actually mourn www.whec.com/top-news/roc...
24.07.2025 15:52 β π 3664 π 1239 π¬ 174 π 398You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants
10.07.2025 13:14 β π 6304 π 1110 π¬ 130 π 54Itβs hard not to see this simply as a case of a politician siding with his biggest funder (AIPAC, by a mile) over the people he theoretically represents.
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Considering that Zohran has only had nice things to say about Jewish people, Swalwell is simultaneously outing himself as both an antisemite and an Islamophobe. Great work π
28.06.2025 19:59 β π 443 π 57 π¬ 5 π 1thought about it and while i know this will get some pushback, there have not been 10 good movies this century, so i can't fill out the list
27.06.2025 02:47 β π 96 π 3 π¬ 18 π 1