Typhoid Carrie

That dog ain’t gonna wag itself

Same. Well, I wasn’t drinking so I just spit on my phone for fun.

This is under appreciated

Maher is a right-wing motherfucker who just happens to believe in Climate Change.

Perfect

Damn it that’s funny

Yeah that does seem insanely expensive but the suction power is probably outstanding.

The Contractors on the Death Star conundrum.

Honestly very funny.

70s pimp
Homeless Mel Gibson
Laura Bush
and soooo much more I already forgot.

Whoa. Volvo didn’t approve that.
And just as an aside, my old Volvo was the best car I ever had.

Oh my god it does!

I *am* angry when he wakes up with a pulse🤷🏻‍♀️

“I don’t know the details”

- lists details

I was just about to write that.😊

Thanks again, SCOTUS!

Well nothing else has worked.

Let’s hope this ends with him freezing to death in a maze.

Mike Johnson was definitely pushed into a girls locker room

Blegh. True.

Well the rule would only apply to the pure bloodline of course

“If he’s a king, why isn’t he married to his cousin?”

I assume Mike Johnson will be weighing in on this soon.

I guess David Bowie was also a nazi?
I hated even sarcastically writing that sentence.

If Jesus had a jet pack he’d still be alive today.

It’s just basically state run propaganda🤷🏻‍♀️

Yup, already thought that. But it’s so vile that it’s hard to stomach.
Monster is too kind a word.

Possibly my favorite Bill Murray Line

Dude, Stonewall riots.
Enjoy your marriage while you still have it.

Agreed but I think this might backfire. It may be encouraging people to be as peaceful as possible.
The optics of the military tear gassing dancing frogs…

Oops he said “No Kings”,
he was supposed to say “Hate America”.
He’s gonna be in trouuuuuble🎵