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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that h...

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat

Yes!!!!

It's very hard to understand that everyone should just be accommodated. There's enough to go around, truly. You've been sold a story that we're all scrabbling for some finite resource, and They are taking it from you, and the answer to that taking is systemic punishment, backed by systemic violence.

Yesterday the President fell asleep, yet again, during a televised fake Cabinet meeting staged so that each of his courtiers could heap praise on him, praise for which he couldn't stay conscious. He woke up just long enough to spew racism. Why is this not being treated as an emergency? >

I am not now 'disabled', but I have been temporarily disabled in the past and could easily become disabled due to accidents or illnesses. I really wish people would internalize that fact.

(and fuck Greg Abbot of TX for 'pulling up the ladder behind him'; motherfucker)

The initial boat strike was illegal

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

[S] The search for Hegseth's successor is OVER...

a thing to ask yourself re: the GOP's electoral position is what could happen over the next year that could *improve* its position? and what could trump do, plausibly, that might *boost* his numbers with the public?

they don’t call me GOLIKEGOODDECISIONSMACHINE

Tonight, we did something everyone counted out. We proved to a nation that states like Tennessee are still worth fighting for. The margin was close, and that can only be attributed to the thousands of volunteers who showed out. This is just the beginning.

Bling the tortoise. He runs this place.

Took my kid’s pet 🐀 to the nonprofit Odd Pet Vet.

Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”

Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years

Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍

one thing worth observing here is that so many of these pundits aren't earnestly trying to understand what happened in the world as much as they are shadowboxing with people they don't like on the internet. stringinamaze.net/p/the-pundit...

The one good billionaire being the lady who got divorced tells us so much about everything really

This is too much.

Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.

It's wild but not surprising that last week the White House was leaning into "these seditious Democrats dared suggest that troops were receiving illegal orders!!!" and this week they are scrambling to figure out who to blame for issuing illegal orders.

Here's the thing that pisses me off the most about this- this is what 80 year old men are supposed to do. Take naps in the afternoon, golf, spend time with the grandkids. Not rob the fucking country blind enacting racist pogroms while nodding off and shitting your depends in natsec meetings

An article that wasn't focused on elite colleges might be capable of considering that disability accommodations are about a student getting a good education for themselves rather than framing things in terms of a hunger games competition for who gets to be elite in society

she went to state legislators, TPUSA and conservative media outlets within a few hours of getting her grade, if you can’t identify the bad faith that can be seen from space, you need to get your eyes checked

I'm in, let's gooooooo

i'm joining the war on pete hegseth on the side of the bus

You don't have to summon a coven of senior members of the E-4 Mafia to figure out what this slow motion throwing under the bus of Bradley means for the rest of the troops. Although fuck Bradley he knew better or should have.

Two delightful and excellent kittens, sprawled and napping together. Ophelia, a tabby and white kitten is using her sister, Winnie, a grey kitten, as her pillow. They are perfect.

Kitten perfection. The best and smooshiest girls.

I was getting ready to take them back to the studio, but they're too snuggled and happy in my bed.

That’s a very attractive red shirt you’re wearing Admiral Bradley

OMG! 😸😸😸😸😸😸

How do people not see that the entire OU essay thing is just an attempt by this girl and the Turning Point chapter to turn her into another Riley Gaines grifting on trying to push trans people out of society?

I'm really tired of people pretending that this is about whether or not the essay was bad! It's not. It's about trying to purge trans people from society. The student called the TA a fucking demon, man. Do you know what that's like?