Yeah UPS charges you $14 now if you ask them to hold something their incompetent drivers can't deliver
24.02.2026 00:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@bk.drvip.com
𦬠πΌ πΊ "While it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions."
Yeah UPS charges you $14 now if you ask them to hold something their incompetent drivers can't deliver
24.02.2026 00:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gonna change my name to Erikkka just temporarily
24.02.2026 00:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For full payoff I'd have to troll Facebook the day after the primary to see how many people are mad I wasn't on their ballot.
24.02.2026 00:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy bhm to all
linktr.ee/djstussymsuic
"If you ignore all the heinous crimes, he's actually very nice"
23.02.2026 23:06 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0As much as I don't ever want to be a politician it does make me laugh to think I could start putting signs up in July that say "KIRK FOR CONGRESS" and see how many idiot MAGAts would vote for me based on name alone
23.02.2026 22:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I love you, Ginger Friend
23.02.2026 22:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the case of Willie Andrew Jones Jr., a 21-year- old Black man who was found hanging from a tree in 2018, JULIAN discovered that Mr. Jonesβs arm had been injured in high schoolβan injury that would have prevented him from hanging himself. Mr. Jones was also too short to secure a rope around the branch with that arm injury. Photographs JULIAN obtained from the funeral home showed that Mr. Jonesβs shoulder was dislocated, indicating a struggle.
Changing the math since the family of this man was awarded $11 million in civil court. www.clarionledger.com/story/news/l...
23.02.2026 20:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is with no pleasure I have dipped my hands in the corruption here exposed. Somebody must show that the Afro-American race is more sinned against than sinning, and it seems to have fallen upon me to do so. β IDA B. WELLS
I know nobody is asking me but if it were up to me I'd present 70 reasons why law enforcement should be defunded and it's a list of 70 names
23.02.2026 20:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If we charged the FBI a $10 million fine for every lynching that went uninvestigated they'd owe us $700 million by now.
23.02.2026 20:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fuck this day, actually
23.02.2026 20:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 02X WNBA champion Kara Braxton has reportedly passed away.
Braxton played 10 seasons in the league, spending time with the Detroit Shock, Tulsa Shock, Phoenix Mercury and New York Liberty.
(πΈ: WNBA on X)
LOL this is the snacks machine, it doesn't do warmups
23.02.2026 20:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same!
23.02.2026 20:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every air fryer instructions that tell you to preheat the air fryer are a betrayal
23.02.2026 20:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Lady on Facebook stating that "I know a lot about data and statistics!" and then producing an incomprehensible chart of voting records across the legislature "compiled by Ai" is not doing the work she thinks she's doing
23.02.2026 19:54 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save Us!" and I'll look down and say "LOL. LMFAO, even."
23.02.2026 18:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Black History Month, we are marching into March with young people not wanting to talk to a white lady in an emergency, and God Bless, because I don't want to help so the polls are correct
23.02.2026 18:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0According to unscientific results (I tacked this survey onto an existing "Who Do You Trust More: Stranger in a Star Trek T-Shirt, or Stranger in a Star Wars T-Shirt" survey) and I'm delighted to tell you people trust Star Wars fans more than they trust white women, which is saying a lot if true
23.02.2026 18:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have a poll up on Tumblr, "Who Would You Trust More In An Emergency," with the choices being "A Total Stranger (White Lady)" and "A Total Stranger (Black Lady)" and LOLOLOLOL white women are being ratio'd 1:24
23.02.2026 18:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I ruined my body the fun way, with sin and vice ππ²πΈ
23.02.2026 16:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm fascinated to know if she actually did.
It's even funnier if she had more kids somewhere else
It's hilarious that anyone assumes a woman who intentionally didn't have kids isn't freed up to change their mind at any time
Can't change your mind once you have the kid π€·
Sorry the patriarchy failed y'all
When you're 46, people stop asking when you're going to have kids and instead rudely ask if you regret that choice, LOL
(They can't ask moms if they regret having kids, they'd get slapped)
I have a newly-held belief that the 21st Century Feminine Mystique is not being able to admit you regret having children.
23.02.2026 16:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Headed to Kmart for Christmas, post-9/11: "Forget these kids, actually. And fuck this minivan, I want a PT Cruiser"
23.02.2026 16:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0She went missing in NC and was "found" in NC. Says more about law enforcement incompetence, to me!
23.02.2026 16:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0All my love to the 40 year old women with multiple Glamourshots portraits and a custom license plate that says "Rock'n On" who realize they never wanted kids π
23.02.2026 16:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0She asked what happens if she switches for the primary.
I told her she'd no longer be a Democrat, and while she's welcome to attend Democrat social gatherings, only registered Dems get to vote on party business, and she would be excluded from state and local Dem functions.
Like a RINO π€·