Isaac Wins Elections

I am very smart

If Europe gives us t̶h̶e̶ ̶S̶u̶d̶e̶t̶e̶n̶l̶a̶n̶d̶ Greenland in exchange for a promise of peace, that will ensure peace in our time

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

When there’s no wet food

Hilarious when you’re such a piece of shit your spokesman won’t put their name on the record

Bruh

It’s important Howard Schultz know I refuse to learn Starbuck’s fake drink sizes

As white people decline as a percentage of the global population, this raises an important question: who cares?

Being a racist is a shame before all of humanity though.

Remember, Caesar, thou art mortal. What goes up must come down.

Trump’s strategy to get a novel peace prize is to call the DOD the “Department of War”

Eric Adams for Ambassador to Turkish Airways

Today, I have dinged up the paint on my car, been peed on by a dog, damaged the underside of my car, and gotten lost way out in the middle of nowhere without a signal. Tell me your day was better than mine

Really annoying how I tell people this, and they express concern rather than laughing at my wit. I’m a very funny person

I slept like a baby last night. Woke up every 4 hours to vomit.

Gnome Bell prize

Down with the kings. Down with the enslavers. Good riddance to all their monuments.

There are plenty of heroes from that time who fought for liberty. General Winfield Scott was an anti-slavery Virginian who refused to betray the United States. He served as General-In-Chief of US forces and formulated the anaconda plan, which eventually strangled the Confederacy.

The slavers of the antebellum planter aristocracy were as un-American as the British monarchy. It’s not erasing history to say these were evil men perpetuating an evil system. In fact, that’s the judgement of history.

Which brings me to why some people don’t deserve to be memorialized. The promise of America is that “all men are created equal.” Saying you’re better than someone else because of a skin color or an inherited throne violates that promise.

Tearing down false heroes is as old as our republic. It’s certainly an older and more endearing than the failed southern slavers confederacy.

John Reid is a blowhard who doesn’t understand history. The first statue toppled in America was King George III in July 1776. Our forefathers melted it down and made musket balls to shoot at tyrants.

Being born once was enough. I wouldn’t put my mother through it a second time

Jefferson rallying the people against Strahd

I asked Saw Gerrera what he thought if Trump’s Epstein excuses.

He sent me this back

A man whispers into George W Bush's ear.

"sir you're in the epstein files"

Attorney General Told Trump His Name Appeared in Epstein Files

Is anyone surprised that Randy the squirrel-screwer is in the squirrel-screwing files?

JFC, now do something about it!

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When I say rural, you say organizing!

Spanberger for governor!

Ballad Health, which has a monopoly on care here in SWVA gets over 75% of its money from Medicaid and Medicare.

Trump’s big ugly bill is a threat to everyone who lives here, as we expect services to be cut and hospitals to close. I’m knocking doors here and people know it’s a disgrace!

Sometimes, what they pay me for is bullying the OfficeJet until it works

Ag secretary says able-bodied Medicaid recipients should replace immigrant farm workforce USDA secretary says there’s “no amnesty” from mass deportations for farm labor, but that enforcement should be “strategic.”

Trump really is the American Pol Pot, eh

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