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His brain is bleeding and it’s dripping out his nose.

MY POOR BRAIN 😭

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she will resign from Congress in January Georgia Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress effective January 5, 2026.

“This was only fun when I was getting to be the bully”

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SAME!

Can I just give you money?

The steering wheel flies off when you’re flying either plane.

well executed!

They should release Half Life 3 the day before GTA6 comes out because it would be funny.

Polymarket tweets: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals." Laura Loomer replies: "You know things are bad when you can't tell if this is real or a joke. Dear God. It's real. Isn't it?"

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

I like the part where he teleports.

Funny, so thought the same thing 🤣🤣

Target may have hit rock bottom | CNN Business Target’s problems are intensifying.

The solution is to put more stuff behind locked plexiglass.
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Happy belated lesbian day

because it's cool.

absolutely accurate.

The Charles Dickens interview was a real impressive get!

This is hilarious.

yeah, I think about that a lot.

Truly an unforgettable movie… even if you want to.

I thought the black stakes were a good tedium slog.

The response to this is wild, before this I'd never had a post get more than 500 likes.
Now to spend an eternity wondering 'why this one?' No but thanks for all the love on this, I'm really glad you liked it. I'd been sitting on this idea for months but kept being too lazy to commit to it.

I like Liz lemon’s version best.

Cloudflare's status page with lots of things operational, such as "lists, logs, magic firewall, marketing site, queues" but the one thing offline is "network".

Cloudflare: 99% of systems are operational!
Uhhh... that's... um... isn't that an important one?

I stand by my statement 😉

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Does it have to original music?

“What a convenient way to wash my hands!”
wwwwwww