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Ben Sharkey

@bsharkey.bsky.social

astronomer, archivist at U. Maryland (Small Bodies Node). aspiring killjoy.

110 Followers  |  143 Following  |  80 Posts  |  Joined: 22.08.2023  |  2.084

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Nothing can prepare you for the factual basis behind this 'wokeness gone too far' anecdote.

28.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1477    πŸ” 259    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 41

lmao, absolutely wild to see people speculate wildly about the most straightforward and calm biweekly meetings on my calendar

26.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m looking for a post doc! Come join us at ASU! apply.interfolio.com/176300

22.10.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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Toronto, SD

15.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

tracking around 2700 on my books

15.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

24 year olds will say the craziest shit. at a dinner tonight a dude said to me β€œyou know, the costco guys? boom boom boom? they work with the rizzler”

13.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

05.10.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6023    πŸ” 1426    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 20
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The Billionaire Behind Trump’s Deal for Universities

the usual story. rich guy wants to punish universities for not clamping down on pro-palestinian protests and for doing too much to recruit minorities. at base these guys want the top tier of american universities to become, once more, safe-spaces for their dunderheaded failsons

04.10.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5971    πŸ” 1343    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 72

Some problems have simple solutions. This new β€œCompact for Academic Excellence in Higher Education” is one. The answer is simply saying no.

Simple does not mean easy. But Brown, Dartmouth, MIT, Vanderbilt, Univ of AZ, UPenn, USC, UT Austin & UVA must understand what they’ll lose if they sign on.

02.10.2025 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 495    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 18

I mostly agree with this, but more so: Any time spent on saying "they have incoherent politics" is probably better spent saying "what ideology, which policies, what social strategys have produced this violent nihilism, and what analogs do they have historically?"

25.09.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 949    πŸ” 226    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

"We're going to have to learn to live with [radical right wing demagoguery with all its associated violence]" is:

- An abdication of responsibility.

- An abandonment of hope.

- A position only available to those who feel safe enough with an ongoing catastrophe to begin the work of normalizing it

17.09.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1269    πŸ” 356    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

me: clean up your citations, it's easy to do! just a little mindless activity you can do to tidy up a document before you submit and make sure you've dotted your is and crossed your ts! :)

also me: nnnnnoooooOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah! ah! ah!!!!!!!!!!

10.09.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A blanket condemnation of "political violence" in our current cultural context is worthless given the ways that any disruption of the status-quo is treated as "violence."

In contrast, Pritzker locating the source of increase in violence in Pres. Trump's ongoing rhetoric attributes a cause.

10.09.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 835    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5
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β€œoh there’s like a bridge in there”

@asrivkin.bsky.social

09.09.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we call this list "the reverse knoblauch"

03.09.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

science has been way more about listening to my peers than it was about solving a diff eq fast

02.09.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my sympathies, and i hope you continue to get the space and time that you need to grieve

31.08.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, let me put this in terms that a scientist might understand: when you throw your colleagues to the wolves, you are training them to expect to be fed

13.08.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 552    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Pointing out how safe DC by showing the low crime rates isn’t going to convince conservatives because β€œpeople breaking the actual law” isn’t what they mean by β€œcrime”. To them, β€œcrime” includes merely seeing black people, unhoused people, and anyone else the bigots clutch pearls about as β€œcrime”

11.08.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3786    πŸ” 1231    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 70
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hey @asrivkin.bsky.social looks like someone got inspired by the kuiper carborne observatory

03.08.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In light of the Columbia and Brown deals, I’m bumping these slides again about the Nazi takeover of German science, which includes discussion about how they took over academia, in a manner very similar to the Brown and Columbia deals

31.07.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 454    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

Time to unionize

31.07.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œi couldn’t find a citation for that arithmetic truth”

29.07.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bruh this shit is comical, β€œactually r&a is fractionally increasing because we’re killing so many missions!”

29.07.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

let me know if you need a ringo

26.07.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sharing this again because too many in higher ed think the appropriate analgesic for this pain is AI.

24.07.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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here’s just a list of numbers

23.07.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4367    πŸ” 865    πŸ’¬ 116    πŸ“Œ 48

just saw that detail and i’m losing my shit!!!

22.07.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that airport has like 10 flights a day i mean come the fuck on

22.07.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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