Alistair Young

Nope. Toasters.

Someone who "looks good for their age" has managed to shave a few years off. Someone who has procedures to look 20 years younger, looks ridiculous - to everyone.

If the football team you follow isn't either the one nearest to where you grew up or the one your parents supported then there's something wrong with you

You weren't the class clown. You were a fucking cunt who disrupted everyone else's education and disrespected the teacher trying to do their job of preparing everyone for life.

Have you been haranguing NY Times Connections game team again @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social ?

A letter to viz on why we should be removing British objects from people’s rectums, not foreign ones

I ❤️ Viz

I'm entering my 60s and the one constant throughout my life has been the nasty, divisive influence of the Daily Mail on society. I think it has been a debilitating malady infecting our nation and should be dismantled.

When I turn on my TV I don't want to select a profile, see a load of adverts and apps then press guide then scroll to a channel and press select. I want it to immediately tune to BBC1 or ITV like TVs did successfully for decades. This is not progress.

Real quick just want to remind everyone that Graham Linehan is a deranged bigot

Great map

I hate modem documentaries. I hate the 2.5 minute pitch at the start, I hate the recaps, I hate the Music of Rising Tension that triggers anxiety, I hate the way they presume you're stupid and the presenter pretends they're stupid too. The pitch alone - no trust you'll follow them in. Miserable.

I'll stop quoting Bertrand Russell in a second (might not) but his explanation of the psychology of the far-left is astonishingly on point. He wrote this over 100 years ago. Absolutely nothing has changed.

I emigrated from the UK in 2009 just before Nick Griffin from the BNP got invited onto Question Time. Was just wondering how things have turned out for the country, and if the likes of him have had "their views properly scrutinised", as promised?

Yes. I have a friend like that too. @shaz200.bsky.social

If Tom Cruise wants to sit on Graham Norton's sofa and tell boring anecdotes to publicize his shit film, he should first do a proper interview, with someone from newsnight, with no pre-conditions, and answer questions about his silly little cult.

Well. Didn’t see that coming. Bye then Wimmer.

Lovely.

apologies to bill (they had to move) (march 22 1992)

The character names in 'Toast of London' are, without hesitation, the greatest collection of names in any televisual presentation.

"David Bowie could become one of our biggest stars".
The Motherwell Times predicts the future in July 1967.

Breaking now: Ministry of Economics reporting the tariffs have not caused significant changes to our trading volumes

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

The British public refuse to accept that it's cheaper to provide welfare than withdraw it. Fewer benefits result in increased crime and poorer public health, requiring increased resources for the police and NHS. Prevention is cheaper than the cure, it's that fucking simple.

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Cutting international aid is one sure fire way to ensure that the entirety of the developing world feels more affinity to China and Russia than the west. You might not care about that now, but a time will come when it will matter.

Column. On Pornhub.

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