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JFC.

15.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a helmet says " it 's only a model " next to another man ALT: a man in a helmet says " it 's only a model " next to another man
11.07.2025 01:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Definitive and correct ranking:
1. Innervisions
2. Talking Book
3. Songs in the Key of Life
4. Fulfillingness’ First Finale
5. Music of My Mind

04.07.2025 21:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Back on their Atlas Shrugged bullshit.

30.06.2025 02:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Piper, nooo!

24.04.2025 12:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Duty of candor? I hardly know ‘er!

06.04.2025 15:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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An “S”? Spelling Bee, are you drunk?

12.03.2025 11:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to ‘im”

04.03.2025 21:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.”
Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2.

23.02.2025 03:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wokeness, I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.

12.02.2025 14:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Program info still exists here (for now) studentaid.gov/manage-loans...

10.02.2025 01:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Same energy.

03.02.2025 21:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Those gobungans will never know what it was like when Gorman flipped on Bleemer.

19.01.2025 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that better or worse than a Ferengi of a brain?

14.01.2025 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Banksy eat your heart out.

25.12.2024 21:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Diet Pepsi - Billy (2007, Canada)
YouTube video by The Hall of Advertising Diet Pepsi - Billy (2007, Canada)

As featured in a memorable Canadian ad for Diet Pepsi: www.youtube.com/watch?v=A82U...

11.12.2024 20:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shorter Trump:

01.08.2024 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It had a moment in 2004 with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and a Volkswagen ad.

23.06.2024 11:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm more upset about "spatula." #IYKYK

28.03.2024 17:12 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Hoist on his own batard.

26.03.2024 13:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Besides, anyone who's read Snow Crash should know the correct term is "nam-shub"

13.03.2024 20:53 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like you should have @xkcd.com double-check your math on this.

27.02.2024 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reminds me that the game Epic Mickey (designed by Warren Spector of Deus Ex fame) originally was intended to have Mickey turn mean or deformed if you made bad karma choices, but they lost their nerve disney.fandom.com/wiki/Thinner...

03.01.2024 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Kathy, I'm lost," I said, though I knew she was sleeping

27.12.2023 15:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish we knew how many of those were YES! (and I'm terrified) vs YES! (and I'm psyched)

06.12.2023 18:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And the Mighty Ducks show featured the voice of Clancy Brown! It all comes full circle.

14.10.2023 13:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
A sign with a picture of a snapped tree falling onto a car which reads: CAUTION -Dead trees are rotting - Wings make trees unstable -Trees are falling -Look up; look around - Watch where you park -Watch where you walk

A sign with a picture of a snapped tree falling onto a car which reads: CAUTION -Dead trees are rotting - Wings make trees unstable -Trees are falling -Look up; look around - Watch where you park -Watch where you walk

I love this Radiohead song

11.10.2023 20:01 — 👍 7113    🔁 1930    💬 60    📌 59

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