Ryan Bissell

an owl babysitter is a hootenanny has this been done before

There is enough money to bail out Argentina with $40 billion. There is enough to purchase a brand-new aircraft for $173 million for the Homeland Security secretary. There is enough money to renovate the White House ballroom for $300 million.

But, there’s not enough money for you.

#ResistTrump

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

Now I understand 67. This morning the clock said 6 and my body knew it was 7.

I'll try to "remember, remember" that date

What is this, a White House for ants?

A snickers bar split open, with a JPEG of a copper ingot exposed in the middle

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.

Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

I am now ready with a take: It is good when negative things about candidates come out before people vote rather than after they vote.

ICE is now the 13th largest military in the world on its own.

Never ever accept the lie we cannot pay for Universal Healthcare.

A pastor friend gave a sermon on forgiveness a few years ago and afterward had a parishioner come up and say: “That turn the other cheek stuff was weak as f&#%. It’s not alpha…”

Mason called me and wanted to ask what he meant by “alpha”, and to get some feedback on how to handle that.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

you’re telling me this west is mid?

Chet from Weird Science

When young Republicans private texts are revealed and you see what the white supremacist master race looks looks like

Four-panel SMBC comic update where a woman is talking to God, asking where there isn't more intelligent life in the universe. God responds that there isn't supposed to be, and that by coincidence self replicators appeared and then developed the ability to suffer and now He's stuck with it. God asks the woman what she would do if worm civilization suddenly sprung from an old noodle dish in the sink, and she says that she would probably forget about it and destroy it accidentally while washing her hands, which God appreciates.

Sadly, it later turns out nobody knows how to build an ark anymore.

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The Portland protest frog has done more to protect American democracy and fight fascism than all but the tiniest handful of elected officials

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*soulful background singing intensifies*

a.co/d/aumCOnB This shirt hit my feed last night, made me think of you

I understand the point of your question, but I have to wonder why the water chillers aren't closed loop?

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

Timely reporting, to be certain.
But: why is the hooded fellow staring at Patrick Star's crotch?

Why is the hooded fellow staring at Patrick Star's crotch?

Silver lining, but this is hilarious

"We didn’t wait 20 years for Bobby to finally speak and then get served Tylenol as an answer," anti-vaccine group Georgia Coalition for Vaccine Choice wrote."

Grindr! At The Funeral

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

it would suck if nostradamus was your dad but it would rule if he was your uncle

General pattern in regime change: the comedy gets better and then it gets banned.

Yeah, the only reason we're hearing about this person is because they (might) be trans. The press is just bringing this up to try to tie trans people to something we had nothing to do with.

Press : how do you know

RFK Jr : look it just tastes off okay