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Brian Bird

@nasicournus.bsky.social

he/him Trying to say Fuck less

194 Followers  |  169 Following  |  2,824 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  2.3469

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Like pre-war steel.

24.11.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What an amazing and specific problem

22.11.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna fucking scream

20.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course they're sold out, Nvidia gave companies billions of dollars to use to buy Nvidia GPUs

19.11.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a breadtangle of croissant

19.11.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone asks I'm just a dude living in germany who loves baseball

19.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OR you will need mlb dot tv and one (1) vpn

19.11.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine has said "continue straight past the McDonald's"

19.11.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin yikes

18.11.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody should have said something

17.11.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be very fun to watch Schumer and Jeffries not just lose their leadership positions, but lose their seats entirely

17.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Other people might say the shit is still in your pants and they can smell it but they simply do not comprehend the power of AI and will be left behind.

17.11.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei thinks AI will be able to unshit your pants. You can shit them and then AI will get rid of the shit even when it's all in your pants.

17.11.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just went to a bar called The Vibe. Every single drink was served in a different unique recepticle. One came in a small bathtub complete with a rubber ducky. It was incredibly well lit.

17.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've still got my DMG-01 that was my 13th birthday present, and it still works

16.11.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a solution. Ken Burns' Therapy documentary.

16.11.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who wore it better

15.11.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

14.11.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4467    πŸ” 1173    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 119

I'm just asking questions!

15.11.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course I would never condone such actions but does the backlash involve getting the everloving shit kicked out of him?

15.11.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If one of them isn't @katie.bzky.team then what are we even doing here

15.11.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What does it mean when Jesus texts me "u up?"

15.11.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Skill issue.

14.11.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
14.11.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doom was secretly early aughts pop punk the whole time

14.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It should be literally criminal to be a billionaire. Billionaires are a danger to society and should be treated as such.

14.11.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Achilles Podiatry

14.11.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Additionally, raise your kids so they bully kids who would do things like this into oblivion.

13.11.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHO WANTS THIS!?

13.11.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting to think this epstein fellow may not have been on the up and up

13.11.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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