Karl

a man and a woman are sitting on an airplane and the man is asking the woman if it is first time ALT: a man and a woman are sitting on an airplane and the man is asking the woman if it is first time

Don't worry, Mariners fans, eventually losing in Game 7 of the LCS just scars your heart over and leaves you a joyless, nihilistic husk of a once-well adjusted human being.

Brewers and Mariners fans chuckling bitterly.

Go Blue Jay's now. Make Trump invite a Canadian team to the White House.

So the plywood on the fence didn't work?

I think it is him.

what a time to be alive

Yes. The neighborhood would love that.

Screenshot from Washington Post: ICE also reported a $2 million contract for Penlink’s Tangles and Weblocs data systems on Sept. 25, which combine social media and dark web data to build detailed portraits of individuals. Weblocs allows clients to track the mobile phone location data of targeted individuals, information that government officials would otherwise need a warrant to obtain. Penlink did not respond to a request for comment. In another project, ICE has disclosed in recent days its potential plans to set up a social media monitoring team of 16 analysts who would sift through information from social media platforms and other databases to generate leads to locate targeted individuals. An Oct. 2 “request for information,” which comes before soliciting bids for a project that could change, listed Facebook, X, TikTok, LinkedIn, Reddit, WhatsApp, YouTube, Pinterest, Tumblr, Instagram, Flickr, Myspace and Google+ as some of the platforms that the team would scour to find clues about the possible location of the target individual. The target’s family, friends and co-workers could also be probed.

this shit is blatantly unconstitutional and really, really, REALLY bad

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They backed the rural apocalypse candidate and he's delivering the hellfire right the fuck now. 2026 is gonna be a massacre for rural healthcare and rural economies in the US, the worst disaster rural America has seen since the Dust Bowl.

The Trump Bribery Ballroom

😆 Ontario, Canada killing it with the commercial featuring Reagan's speech on tariffs during Game 7.

YouTube video by American Veterans Center What We Did With SS Prisoners

"gramp gramp i don't think you're supposed to talk like that"

"pipe down, nancy. as i was saying, we just couldn't wait to get our hands on more SS prisoners"

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How will they ever vanquish the army of antifa inflatable frogs?

If I remember correctly from the initial investigation, the police claimed to have surveillance video of her alone during the incident. Hell of a way to go.

Our platoon sent one guy to a Sheriff Dept. Sniper training class, the rest of us got maybe an hour long class from him before our deployment. So the Army gave us a couple M-24s and that was about it.

😄 Jack of all trades, masters of none.

Oof. I can vouch that many of us are idiots. Also, is that a thing on here, scout platoon types?

The current group of coaches should not get more money. The next regime, absolutely. This offseason, all money should be spent on recruiting/ buying better players.

I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery

Trey Yesavage reacts on the mound during ALCS Game 6 on Sunday night. He is wearing a white Toronto Blue Jays jersey and a white and blue cap.

Trey Yesavage is the winning pitcher in an elimination Game 6 for the @BlueJays.

It was just his 6th career MLB start.

He's only 22 years old!

Vance spokesperson: “Gavin Newsom wants people to think this exercise is dangerous.”

<shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade>

Vance spokesperson: No comment.

RFK Jr. explains why socializing with Jeffrey Epstein wasn't such a big deal for him: ...l ran into everybody in NY. I mean, I knew Harvey Weinstein, I knew Roger Ailes, I knew -- O.J. Simpson came to my house. Bill Cosby came to my house."

“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”

BREAKING: Live munitions from a Trump-Vance “military demo” flew over I-5 and struck a CHP vehicle. The White House wanted the highway open—but Gov. Newsom shut it down for safety. That decision likely prevented injuries or worse.

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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

Or the evening may get a little methy

it's all so obvious!

I would pay good money to see this band. And yeah, I agree Cal, Wednesday is indeed pretty sick.

The Giants were winning 19-0 at the start of the fourth quarter, scored 13 points in the fourth quarter, and lost. Amazing.

Ugly win for the Packers, I'll take it. The same issues that crept up today will ultimately cause a premature end to their season.

Micah F'n Parsons!!