Swan Lake snow edition
01.02.2026 14:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@caithuls.bsky.social
Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my head
Swan Lake snow edition
01.02.2026 14:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is one Caleb Hearon quote that comes to mind when I see something like this
06.01.2026 14:48 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Took these today no oβfents (Irish for offense)
31.12.2025 23:44 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love new year eve - counting numbers, kissing smooch style, doing a yell
31.12.2025 22:03 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0ππ
26.12.2025 23:48 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I covered the NFL for The Guardian for like... eight years? Including a stream of Super Bowls. This is 100% accurate.
01.11.2025 13:57 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0BOSS: Your feminist agenda is starting to disrupt meetings
ME: *tucks tampon behind ear like a pen* How
Iβve spent a lot of time thinking about it and I think if chickens were trying to steal my style Iβd probably say something like βI like that boom boom pow, them chickens jackin' my styleβ
25.04.2025 11:55 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0the worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a different way
20.10.2024 12:33 β π 2588 π 578 π¬ 50 π 5We tried
18.04.2025 00:03 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Me, my face. A facie they could call it but they donβt
18.04.2025 00:03 β π 28 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Doctorβs office has the news blaring in the waiting room, canβt wait to see how normal and good my heart rate and blood pressure are
16.04.2025 12:34 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0You know how women love when men tell them to calm down right
14.04.2025 13:19 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Someone on twitter thinks Iβm serious helppppp
14.04.2025 13:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Personally I think itβs wrong that theyβre launching Katy Perry into the sun. Let her hang out on the moon until the album chatter dies down damn
14.04.2025 13:12 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0[anxiously trying to put wrinkly dollar bills in a mitten vending machine as an avalanche approaches]
17.01.2025 18:37 β π 709 π 172 π¬ 11 π 1Like yβall even care..
13.04.2025 12:39 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0My dad and uncle are having a complain off
11.04.2025 23:44 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0From the vault where the vault is a public website I originally posted this on
10.04.2025 13:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You drink one sports drink and suddenly youβre kicking and throwing any sphere you see. Anyway Iβm sorry about your babyβs head itβs just
10.04.2025 13:25 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0report this woman for plagiarizing @caithuls.bsky.social's bit
31.03.2025 18:37 β π 21 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Sometimes itβs like yβall donβt even care about using a dinosaur toy as a pillow anymore
01.04.2025 12:14 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lollll omg
01.04.2025 12:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Castinged. How about that. What now
25.03.2025 12:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage i'm like yeah. me know
25.03.2025 06:39 β π 468 π 92 π¬ 2 π 0Youβve heard of cast the verb. Youβve heard of casted the made up verb. Let me introduce you to: casteded. Now weβre all mad youβre welcome
25.03.2025 12:42 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0[bird watching] when's the yellow one gonna teach me the alphabet
22.03.2025 13:12 β π 15 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0I freestyle cut my own hair in the mirror the other day and it looks fine or good even women can do anything
14.03.2025 23:59 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0