k dawg

I get that we need to talk about politics and serious stuff but there should be a tab on here that takes you to the “non-despair zone” where you can just see pictures of Garfield and shit like that

Maybe the the NYT will be inspired to write truthful stories now that the administration has kicked them out despite their capitulating.

Republicans want you to hit your kids instead of giving them health care

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

Not to second guess the aliens but whenever you’re ready guys.

if another country was doing this shit to us we would nuke them

The abject failure of dem leadership to have any plan in place for a thing we knew was going to happen because it was in project 2025 is absolute insanity. Dems need to be doing McConnell 2012 levels of obstruction until this is taken care of. Time for Jeffries and Schumer to resign from leadership.

i feel like i need to buy a good mouth guard just to check the news these days

Photo of a taxi TV news story with the headline: “2025 marks the start of Generation Beta”

Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids

A small, multicolored furby covered in googly eyes with a piece of paper that says, “hello, my name is angel and I am a biblically accurate furby.”

went to a white elephant party where everyone’s gift had to be something that’s “a burden to own.” I personally feel quite blessed by the gift I ended up with

“Knee surgery” is the hottest meme right now. Specifically the Grinch saying he has knee surgery tomorrow. There are dozens of blinch (blue grinch) knee surgery meme accounts on Instagram. This is what your children are doing

This is the craziest way to spell whoa

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

Look at who I’m following and follow them, it’s half politics half shit posters

They’re called skeets

An orange tabby cat named Otto sitting in a chair like a human - sitting on his back legs, staring ahead, pondering existence

Otto sitting on a bed like a human, this time looking down and dejected

Otto sitting upright like a human, eager and attentive

anyone else’s cat enjoy sitting like a human

What is up new followers? Repost this if you love Limp Bizkit or hate American Imperialism

RFK Jr lookalike contest on the date of his confirmation hearing in the senate

Maybe we can trick the senators into confirming some random guy, which would almost surely be a safer bet for the position

Personally I think if our government is going to keep getting filled with reality tv stars then all government processes should be filmed and released as reality tv. The only way for true government transparency!!!

Omg @aoc.bsky.social can u please help put a stop to this nonsense

A graph of the history of left-handedness. It shows fewer than 4% of the population identified as left-handed before 1920 , when numbers increased. It evened out to 12% by the 60s and has stayed there.

Scientists got better at diagnosing, and diagnostic criteria got wider. There’s always been autistic people - we just didn’t know how to properly diagnose it until recently. It’s like how left handedness exploded after the 20s because that’s when schools stopped forcing kids to use their right hand.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes

I think Jake Paul should fight Rudy Giuliani next

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.

RFK Jr. wants to send people addicted to antidepressants to government "wellness farms" The farms will "reparent" them.

RFK Jr, while an insane antivaxxer, also wants to open free addiction recovery camps, believes in universal healthcare, and wants to ban bad chemicals/dyes in our food. Which is why I emailed my Republican senator to ask him not to confirm such a woke leftist 🫶

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Trump is a billionaire. Elon, the guy funding him and running his propaganda network is a billionaire man child.

Dems, I'm begging you, start demonizing billionaires like they do immigrants and trans people. We need a leftist populism that makes people hate the very concept of billionaires.