A photo of an orange shrimp with alternating light and dark lines across it
The same orange shrimp
The same orange shrimp again
Same shrimp with lines
The LED light on our shrimp tank is dimmed by duty cycling, so it looks like a poor CRT filter in a video game.
17.02.2026 03:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
space temperature
enterprise glow plug location
federation corporate aaa discount
29.01.2026 19:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
@nadescape.bsky.social Thanks for retweeting this. I emailed my representative and senator, though this is a pretty red state so I dunno if I'm changing any votes here. I'm sure Gov Kelly will veto but I'm also sure they can muster an override. :/
29.01.2026 03:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yeah I slept like a log, my slowly decaying body provided shelter and sustenance to a wide variety of small invertebrates
17.01.2026 13:16 β π 355 π 43 π¬ 8 π 0
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
26.12.2025 15:39 β π 5605 π 1576 π¬ 31 π 23
An Amazon order email for a whole home humidity water panel
Thanks @techconnectify.bsky.social for teaching me something I probably should have figured out sooner about my new house
26.12.2025 02:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A screenshot from the Xbox app. A category "Inspired by anime" with the game "SpongeBob SquarePants: The Patrick Star Game"
I guess????
20.12.2025 03:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A bluetick coonhound dressed in a bright orange rainjacket with a hood. She stands outside on a rainy dog park sidewalk.
Eliza is pretty indifferent to jackets, but sheβs too cute to not dress up
29.11.2025 15:44 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A storefront with a sign for βDragonfly Teazoneβ which sounds not entirely like βDragostea Din Teiβ
O-Zone (2003)
23.11.2025 21:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
12.11.2025 22:16 β π 9739 π 2488 π¬ 24 π 34
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
10.11.2025 05:02 β π 28550 π 8740 π¬ 372 π 407
Eliza the blue tick coonhound looking sad with an orange jack-o-lantern bandana around her neck.
31.10.2025 22:01 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy Columbo's Day! Celebrate by doing one more thing on your personal to-do list, even if that thing is just watching your favorite episode.
13.10.2025 13:13 β π 187 π 47 π¬ 2 π 4
A blue tick coonhound stands in a grassy field, tail up and attentive as she looks off to the side
Locked in
11.10.2025 23:40 β π 37 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
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29.09.2025 23:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A bin of jute poufs at Costco.
Jute Pouf Rudio Future
22.09.2025 02:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Me, drunk, trying to remember who Joey Chestnut is
13.09.2025 23:02 β π 1010 π 88 π¬ 16 π 3
A green caterpillar with black and yellow spots grips a stem on a dill plant
Swallowtail caterpillar from the garden, munching on some dill #bugsky
19.08.2025 18:24 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
A standing street sign that says "FUNK BROS AUTO"
Right about now, the
15.08.2025 17:10 β π 349 π 98 π¬ 2 π 1
The βPiracy. Itβs a Crimeβ campaign used pirated music, *and* as it turns out, also used pirated fonts. Incredible.
23.04.2025 20:20 β π 6822 π 3423 π¬ 58 π 133
Doing jokes about computer memory as a bit
11.04.2025 17:19 β π 203 π 56 π¬ 11 π 0
[detective picks up bloody sheet music with his handkerchief]
it's a mambo all right... but somebody filed the number off
09.01.2024 03:44 β π 301 π 45 π¬ 4 π 2
An extreme close up of a coonhound nose
I AM CONSIDERING IT
12.04.2025 16:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
People say, now that I'm managing, I'm no longer putting bugs in the app. Not true! Sometimes the team copies from my old code, introducing new bug variants.
11.04.2025 18:45 β π 1400 π 47 π¬ 64 π 10
Hank Green did a great video on this yesterday, and he makes the point that as a for-profit science company you sometimes gotta do βsplashyβ things to get the billionaires to give you money.
09.04.2025 16:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Weβve all been there, desperately waiting until the stock market closes to announce a really good idea
02.04.2025 19:57 β π 6358 π 616 π¬ 68 π 20
A scrungly white and pink two-week old kitten, clearly wet from a bath. He is being held in a towel by gloved hands. He is squinting slightly.
The same kitten a few seconds later, mouth open, clearly making a squeaky protest meow.
Bath time!
30.03.2025 21:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A piece of paper on a cat cage that used to read βDo Not Let Outβ. It has been bitten and clawed and now only says βDo No Le Ouβ.
Environmental storytelling?
30.03.2025 20:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didnβt think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
In 25 years of covering national security, Iβve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
24.03.2025 16:11 β π 16629 π 6493 π¬ 787 π 2588
Damn this HorizontalScrollView and I have a lot in common
07.01.2025 04:46 β π 2831 π 799 π¬ 13 π 6
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