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Saw someone talking about “The moon landing was fake cause there was no time delay in the communication”. Looked up the time delay between here and the moon. It’s only 1.25s

There’s a part of me that thinks half of tech watched Elon lie his ass off about FSD, the Boring Company, colonizing Mars, etc. for years and never face any consequences, and all said to themselves “Fuck, we can sell bullshit too!”

Cause Fox didn’t do enough to cook Nana’s brain, now we need to make her best friends with the lying machine.

Myers Briggs has nothing on the Dr Collier personality classification system!

It’s always the libertarian types that go “I just don’t see the problem with all these Nazis”

Yeah, I definitely used AirBnb in my 20s because of hotel pet rules and not because it was super cheap due to billionaires trying to destroy the hotel market

This guy’s an economist so you know his brain is real smooth

Been trying to write a book idea I have so joined some local writer’s clubs, and the absolute kookiest people in these groups are the ones obsessed with being a capital W Writer

A very “I remember anime in the 90s” choice

Yeah, when you put it that way, it’s not very skibbidi of them.

I assume I’m using that word correctly

Learning to be a good bullshitter is a valuable part of the education process and offloading the bullshit generation to a computer is just robbing yourself

Mine are in a trunk in my garage somewhere

I’m genuinely to the point where I don’t understand why anyone listens to this dipshit. “Our new product is absolutely burning a hole in our pocket, and I think the solution is to start splitting revenue with shareholders.” What revenue?! You just said it’s burning a hole in your pocket!

Y’all, when are we all just gonna switch to the federated social media sites?

First thing I'm doing with this thing is make a video of Mario french kissing Sonic, and then emailing it directly to Nintendo

Quantum computing. It's already kinda started.

I think there’s a possibility that at some point, there’s just a mass exodus from the internet as everyone begins to think of it as the liar box, and there’s a brief window we’re all on the same page again for a minute. But that’s maybe too hopeful.

I feel like anyone that understood the transformer model automatically knew hallucinations were gonna be an inevitable byproduct. It’s a statistical model, and always choosing the most popular next token leads to boring output, so randomization has always been baked in! Randomization = hallucination

My CEO is one of these people. Absolutely convinced that we're gonna have robots that last for 90 minutes on a single charge and move slower than molasses "disrupt" the entire manufacturing industry

Time to return to the high seas! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Thought I was so edgy for watching graphic videos back in the early aughts. Little did I know that shit would just be mainstream in twenty scant years.

I think I saw him debating some English debate club one time, and he was repeatedly getting washed

How'd you get past the block lists?

Now the Trump staged assassination! That was an expert shot to just hit his ear like that!

(I'm being sarcastic, for those of you that it's unclear)

"He was shot from 200 yards, it must of been some expert sniper!" Dude, that's not a difficult shot. Experienced gunman, sure, but the 200 yard target was actually one of the easier ones to hit in basic, and that's with iron sights.

Of course there is Robert, these text prediction machines are gonna be sentient any second now, Sam Altman promised!

it's so funny that all these economic pieces are like 'could it be that silicon valley has made a bad bet?' and then the bet is that a text prediction software will achieve consciousness