Calvin Tower

well deserved

Bluesky prez

He should be working with the good men of ICE. These men are postponing their visitation rights to their own children to terrorize brown people.

Top 5 song.

I microwave my ice water

Bob Dylan is an Avenger?

This goes so hard.

At home with my cats eating cold baked beans out the can just as Uncle Sam would have wanted

Yooooo!!! Day=made

I’m hitting the Whole Foods salad bar

I think I’ll have a nice salad for lunch

Yes! They are just terrified to work! MAGA

Godspeed, dirt bike boy

A broken clock is wrong 1338 times a day

Yes

David Lynch Bond movie would rule

There's nothing honorable about Diane in office. I'll see myself out

Everything is fine(stein)

Oh wow this is gonna be fucking incredible.

this is insane. You got one of the best directors of our time helming your favorite franchise!

Which is exactly the correct thing to do.

Congratulations chief

Pretty soon they’ll be fucking the eggs thinking that’s how they get more eggs

"this is the future liberals want" and it's just some guy taking a free bus to buy a dozen eggs for $2.99

When inspiration strikes. Why am I drinking my big ass jugs of water out of a spectrum jug? I have the technology

WIN

Tldr

My other car is one

I can't wait for this one