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many such cases

the funniest one is when they tag your whole account but then still go in and individually tag specific posts to double-scold you. just contemptible little weenies

if a random internet poster is able to sway your idiot brother's political opinion in a single shitpost, he was far too big a moron to be useful or trustworthy anyway. genetically, this appears to make sense

you are catastrophically stupid

as of earlier this year, as you're approaching landing they show you a message on the seatback screens like "hey if you bring drugs here we're gonna fucking kill you fyi"

please get teargassed immediately

im fardibg and shiddj my pants

Pokémon Black I’m what you could call a collector of bootleg Pokémon games. Pokémon Diamond & Jade, Chaos Black, etc. It’s amazing the frequency with which you can find them at pawnshops, Goodwill, flea markets, an...

just as a datapoint i think the earliest identifiable "creepypasta" i remember was pokemon black, which dovetails a lot off of lavender town stuff creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Pok%C3%...

look who got caught on halloween

a very large tumbleweave

*touches bloodstain*

that's probably the case; the model is inefficient but "fine" under most circumstances, but when it applies all sorts of extra rendering to it in this context (water, camera lod, transparency, etc) it's too much to handle. classic "didn't catch this edge case in testing" type stuff

moderately-informed guess is that this 2d Luigi is actually an insanely inefficient 3d model made of a gazillion intersecting planes that choke the system to render

one time while working in rural subsaharan africa i had to talk to a twenty-something venture capital guy wearing a sequined sport coat who said, quote, "i love rent being expensive in san francisco, it means only smart people can live here" and in that moment i became the joker

(to barfing cat) oh sweetie. oh poor kitty. little baby oh no (cat barfs a piece of houseplant) idiot fucker. moron. complete dipshit

standing in Sinema’s fucked up closet

get teargassed immediately please

it rules and i hope something happens to make it stay partially demolished. i hope YA novel protagonists do parkour moves across the ruins

it's not unlike bitcoin guys gradually reinventing financial regulations as they realize what each one was for

seeing this photo and realizing that we live in the worst version of cyberpunk

a few weeks ago i tried to do "that's what she said" and it just doesn't quite have the same oomph

yup, not unlike the abe doohickey conceptually. "crazy man with a vendetta builds a Contraption" is funny and cool on its face, this one just has foul context when you look into it

the only possible excuse on this one is "i am extremely stupid and saw it somewhere and thought it looked cool and didn't look into it at all" but even in itself that's disqualifying

sometimes i think about how the air marshals removed the pistol accuracy requirement from their qualifications because so many of them were failing it. seems potentially important but that's just me

One Battle After Another (2025)

so is "folx"

the derek smart saga is definitely up there. guy beat up a coke machine

VOLITION - These guys are compromised. She's got them singing along to her tune. The little bleeps and bloops you trust for info -- you can't trust them anymore.

it seems like it's not widely known, i just know it because i was personally there to call him a punkass bitch. nobody knew who he was at the time, he was just an obama-style gormless lib who was upset that people weren't respecting the cops. archetypal "cut a lib and a fascist bleeds" stuff