He was grabbing a bag to go hide the body in the park.

(South Dakota breaths a sigh of relief)

Retire to Florida with your friend Cuomo, you clown.

Pretty sure that’s just what border patrol agents smell like.

There are stars down there?

That Ben Shapiro’s thinks a wet vagina has a disease because that’s what his doctor wife told him.

Oh we know at least one thing about Ben’s wife.

He wants to be able to claim he hasn’t lost his marbles.

4 squirts and 7 plops ago…

Beat me to it!

They’re gonna nuke an “unpopulated” area and then we’ll learn that maybe it wasn’t exactly unpopulated and the NYT will be like “well that’s the price of freedom” and dems will be like “please send us $7” and the GOP will be like “Biden is old” and we’ll all move on by Friday.

He watched that Netflix movie, didn’t he?

How a KUOW Story Became a Weapon in the Mayoral Race On October 21, KUOW published a story with the headline: “Katie Wilson can barely afford to live in Seattle. That's why she wants to be mayor.” The story then goes on to reveal that while she “speaks ...

Bruce Harrell’s campaign is using a KUOW story to paint Katie Wilson as secretly rich. The problem? It isn’t true. Her parents only started helping with childcare this year, not her bills, and KUOW has since added context after refusing to correct the piece.

“ICE murder count climbs as Trump gleefully demolishes the White House”

That’s an option too. It’s more accurate though so you probably don’t want to use it.

If Martha cared at all, she would immediately call him “soy boy”

So where are the Texas ICE guys supposed to walk?

Land fishing

Screenshot of a post by tomtomorrow saying that he believes the tacky gold leaf in the Oval Office might be "multiplying, like mold".

Goldemort.

It’s gonna so cool when Schumer and Pelosi are gleefully attending the first overcooked steak dinner event at this hideous ballroom.

You ripped a big gaping hole in the side of the White House just yesterday.

MOVE! THIS IS A BALLROOM NOW

Undercover With the New Alt-Right For 11 months, I pretended to be a far-right extremist. I discovered a radical youth movement trying to infiltrate the Republican Party.

I have spent the last couple of years writing about the Young Republicans. Here is some of my work.

It’s pretty funny that someone was like “yeah man, that’s a great slogan, definitely keep saying it”

So so great!

Are you sure it’s not time to abandon that and roll out our love of the Cheneys?

This loser knows all the details about his son’s porn views but can’t be bothered to know anything about his job.

So funny when she claimed she had TDS until a year and a half ago.

Prove it. Slice it open and show us the rings.

There’s so many more but bottom line, ACAB.