Caleb Young

She blocks for “humorless sanctimony”

A goddamn decade of it!

Guy at end of Cheers intro

If you’re gonna put something in your mouth, go to where the health inspections are

It’s also way more genuine than Trump, obviously, as well as whatever weird Gaelic cross Catholicism JD’s into. That’s gonna help make the medicine go down.

MIZ

@hollyanderson.bsky.social

82 degrees, baseball on in the background, burgers on the grill, cracking beers so hard it looks like fireworks

Team America guy

Recession indicator: from shaming avocado toast to a goddamn rotisserie chicken

“I don’t know why we did it” yes you do champ, it’s because you wanted to have lunch with your friend, Jeffrey Epstein.

It’s like a completely different person is speaking

With $80 in trinkets from AutoZone in it

God yes

“Oh your ACL doesn’t get impacted” oh yeah how’d she tear it in the first place? she should get a double gold medal if she wins

I wish more people understood this

He better learn to grow potatoes in shit

Or a toddler showing you his crayon picture, but at least the kid fucking drew it

Unlike any ever seen before

Andy Cohen

Goddammit

Did I not just read in that NY Mag health story about Trump that his goddamn brother called in to talk to Trump? Who’s clamoring for this guy

That’s right (your book was excellent by the way)

I know someone that probably nibbled on him

“Its a curse from having DNA from there and from Roman times” shut the fuck up loser

Gonna be a few grumpy agents when those Costco jeans get filled with snow

Galen Cisco’s still alive!

Is that it?!

But can you imagine the payoff if someone did

“specifically outlines “Bari Pitches,” which would spotlight “characters” such as Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey, former Democratic Sen. Al Franken and ex-Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura, as well as stories on health care and the Mayo Clinic.” Riveting!