Mike Teapot? Julius Cross-Trainer? Stevie Lino? Dodi?
17.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yesterday I failed miserably to hula hoop on stage at a comedy gig only to be shown up by the very funny and very lovely @paulsinha.bsky.social who ended his act by doing it perfectly *while singing* and *having Parkinson's*. He made me look like a right prick.
17.02.2026 10:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm convinced the seagull was someone who told their partner they couldn't spend Valentine's Day with them because they were working and didn't want to be seen on TV at the game.
15.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hmm. I'm not entirely convinced that Nobody's Girl is the *perfect* gift for Valentine's Day. #valentinesday #valentines #books
14.02.2026 13:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It will only be a one-match ban, thankfully.
08.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Every time I look at Florian I think of how much he resembles one of the early photofits of the Unabomber. #lfc
02.02.2026 12:56 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's like Ultimate Fathers For Justice #skyscraperlive
25.01.2026 02:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is pretty much how I'd have free-soloed Taipei 101. Maybe a bit quicker, but essentially the same #skyscraperlive
25.01.2026 02:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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14.01.2026 23:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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